Kitty scrunches up her nose, “If I only I could love someone as much as I love you.” She jokes, not flinching away from Kingsley’s physical touch. It was different when it was her. There was no pressure of feelings, or worrying if she was going to get too close and have heart broken. Why couldn’t it be this easy with Sam? Oh yeah, probably because she’s allergic to the human spectrum of emotion. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure he’s totally aware we’re a package deal. It’ll be like a dream come true.” Maybe it was a big deal, but it wasn’t a big deal Kitty was going to dwell on… At least not today. She brings the wine bottle back to her lips and takes a swig, nearly spitting it out again when Kingsley next speaks. “Um… You’re a lesbian? Not even Puckerman’s sperm can impregnate a women without boning them. Oh my god, please tell me you didn’t sleep with a Puckerman?”
kingsley scrunched her nose in faux disgust, even shuddering against the smaller woman as she rolled her eyes. “no thanks. being put in the same package as a man? yeah, no. i think we might need to break up, babe. for real. it’s either me or sam.” she watched the other take a drink, mostly because she was waiting for her turn more than anything else, but as soon as she saw the signs of possibly killing kitty over what she just blurted out, she was quick to jerk away from her — better to protect her face and minimal makeup than comfort her best friend. “okay, first? calm down. jesus. it’s like you live in the 18th century, girl.” she took this opportunity to take the bottle of wine from her, drinking two mouthfuls of it to prepare herself for whatever shitshow she’d just instigated. “i’m not saying now. i’m thinking, you know, in the near future. see, this is what happens when i get surrounded by people with babies at this age. i start thinking stupid shit and now i can’t take my eggs back into my uterus. i need to get away,” she joked, then sobered up. “i, uh, i froze my eggs. basically. got them extracted last week, saved for the future? yeah. so, no, i didn’t sleep with someone with a dick and ew, never. unless it’s synthetic, of course. and, uh, i may or may not have adopted a puppy.”