i'm not breaking.

[sanxpez]

doveportcedes‌:

Then the place better have insurance! San back in school we tore it the hell up. Come on I couldn’t imagine doing this without you.

I’ll think about it, just for you, but don’t start whining if I end up being the biggest diva in the joint. I also come with a list of demands.

[sanxpez]

doveportstella‌:

That’s okay – I can handle being a semi-drag if it keeps a roof over my head and leftovers in my fridge. The alternative is not-adulting so hard I have to move back in with my parents, and just… NO.

Cool. So if you’re gonna be available as a semi-adult then I might borrow the leftovers from your fridge when I’m hardcore not adulting.

[sanxpez]

text ➤ avery & santana

SAN: what are your july 4th plans?

SAN: i'm not technically celebrating but i am definitely drinking. you coming out?

[sanxpez]

text ➤ jackie & santana

SAN: what should one wear to a july 4th party if they're only there for the booze?

SAN: i want my look to say: fuck today but bring me a shot

[sanxpez]

text ➤ harvey & santana

SAN: remind me to never move again for the rest of my life

SAN: especially not in july

SAN: bc i'm fucking miserable and all i want to do is my yearly tradition of complaining about july 4th while hypocritically enjoying the parties

[sanxpez]

text ➤ leah & santana

SAN: is it possible to still be drunk from pride?

SAN: bc i'm pretty sure i'm still drunk from pride

SAN: and i'm just going to mask it by drinking again today

SAN: no one can stop me bc i'm grown

[sanxpez]

( praise me, shame me )

[sanxpez]

💬 penny & santana.

penny: i think you should. fuck it. go for it.

santana: perf thx just needed someone to agree with me

santana: so you'll totally bail me out when things go bad, yeah?

[sanxpez]

✉ SANTANA⇆STÉPHANE

Santana: brb, descending into hell.

Stéphane: I hear it's a popular vacation spot this year.

Santana: it's basically my home base at this point

Santana: and obvi my future

Santana: bc honestly heaven sounds super basic

[sanxpez]

TEXT SANTANA 📲 ARTIE

Santana: i need help

Artie: Where do I run????

Santana: far, far away probably

Santana: but we're already here, so just be good and say you'll help me out

[sanxpez]

Texts || Beatana

Bea: Santana Lopez - are you okay?

Santana: i'm not any LESS okay than i am on a normal day

Santana: but i did listen to five different true crime podcasts back to back while i was packing today.

Santana: and murder's the best. i picked the wrong career

[sanxpez]

texts | santana & elliott

Elliott: Important distinction: are we talking bones, or glassware? Or just general plates and dishes? Because I can see how that last one could be an acceptable sacrifice to the cause, but bones take a while to heal, do not recommend.

Santana: both

Santana: but mostly just my pride

Santana: and you know, the dishes.

Santana: i should've hired someone to pack my shit for me. moving sucks ass

[sanxpez]

Text || Santana

Leah: Dude, I hope you're okay but I also can't stop laughing.

Leah: How?

Santana: it's fine. i would be laughing if i hadn't almost given myself a black eye

Santana: the cork on my wine bottle was being extra stubborn and i pulled too hard. it finally came out, which resulted in said sucker punch

Santana: wtf drinking shouldn't be this hard. i'm giving up bottles and switching permanently to box wine

[sanxpez]

( and then i'll do it extra mean )

[sanxpez]

harleyporter​:

Growing up, I was always told at home and at school that it’s important to get a good job, get a good education, and become successful. My parents truly did want the best for me and I had that for a while - the cushy sitting in the office, graphic design job and I loved it. But guess what? I wore pants that had cute little pizza’s on it to a Zoom meeting today from my kitchen table and you know what? I have no regrets. 

That’s my life motto these days: Live life with no regrets. Wear pajama pants to virtual meetings. Drink wine all day long. Go to the beach on a random afternoon instead of working. Adopt a dog - that’s my goal for tomorrow. 

I’m all about this. Totally supporting you and your sweat pant dreams. I get it. I live in leggings and sports-bras at work. It’s the best thing that ever happened to me. But also, do you have to get a dog? Everyone here has a dog and I don’t understand it. I’m gonna have to get one just to fit in eventually.

[sanxpez]

sammydevans·:

I can always count on your for the boost I need. Thanks, Santana.

You’re very welcome. Hopefully this counts towards my court-ordered community service.

[sanxpez]

opheliameeks·:

But you can’t do that with much better view, so I’m a nope in the never leaving part. A face that pretty shouldn’t be stuck in a hole like this. 

You’ll be fine as long as there’s room for your ego. And there’s already enough room for my #BDE, so I’m sure you’ll fit in somewhere.