thank u, next

kitty wilde bring me tequila and i'll totally tell you anything you want to know. this babe has the hottest girlfriend in town. be jealous.

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Text 📲 Penitty

Penny: Just came off that way. But not gonna lie, I have gotten those 'free' trips before.

Kitty: Tell me more about these free trips.

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Text 📲 Gabitty

Gabriella: I don't think I've gotten to that point yet. I never felt like that was...fair to the other person.

Gabriella: I mean yes that can always be a perk. Who doesn't like being spoiled? But they aren't too great of people.

Kitty: Please, most dudes will literally jump at the chance. Plus you’re a babe.

Kitty: No one is perfect 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Text 📲 Kizzie

Lizzie: It feels like it did sometimes tbh. Then it feels like it didn't?

Kitty: A hot minute ago you were like "no no, can't do strings etc etc" and now you have a boyfriend? lol. So yeah. It escalated quickly.

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Text 📲 WildeSibs

Celeste: said me, just now.

Celeste: their little fins would take me out and you know it. then you'd be stuck without a roommate.

Kitty: Lol you don't count.

Kitty: I'd still have sam.

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Text 📲 Maxitty

max: everyone's got a thing, but you're right - the girls who end up at strip clubs don't want the perfect looking guy.

max: maybe one time, for the hell of it.

kitty: i'm always right. just keep that in mind.

kitty: lmk when you're hitting the pole, i'd like to take videos and embarrassing photos. k thanks.

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Text 📲 WildeSibs

Celeste: GROSS. totally.

Celeste: you want to watch your ONLY sister die??? ur evil.

Celeste: if i sense those vibes from you its ON SIGHT.

Kitty: Said no one ever.

Kitty: You said "try" and kill you. NOt that you'd actually die. Don't be dramatic.

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Text 📲 Kizzie

Lizzie: I got a boyfriend now. I feel like this is the 1000th time I said it and it still feels nice SO.

Lizzie: Great guy tbh.

Kitty: Lol that escalated quickly.

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Text 📲 Maxitty

max: i definitely check those boxes.

max: maybe instead of being a mechanic, i should've started stripping. girls like guys with tattoos too, right?

kitty: it's 50/50 with tattoos. some girls are int the clean shaven accountant look, but those don't tend to be the girls who come to strip clubs so yeah. defs look into stripping.

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Text 📲 WildeSibs

Celeste: youre annoying and gross

Celeste: yes they will. they might go evil and try and kill me in my sleep bc of it.

Celeste: don't you dare manifest that to them.

Kitty: Annoying? Maybe. Gross? Never.

Kitty: Lol. Now that's a movie I'd watch.

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Text 📲 Maxitty

max: i did it a few times, years ago back in germany.

max: why?

max: think i could get it even now?

kitty: yeah, girls are totally into the hot older dude who could look after them and still get them off in the bedroom.

[doveportkitty]

Text 📲 Mabe

Mason: Yeah. We did at the drive in.

Gabe: get her something from whatever movie that was. chicks love sentimental.

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Text 📲 WildeSibs

Celeste: do you like ANY animal?

Celeste: you're not appreciating them like you should. theyll get bad vibes from u.

Kitty: Nah, animals aren't my thing. They're annoying and gross.

Kitty: They're turtles, they're really not gonna care lol.

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Text 📲 Sitty

Sam: Parking my car...

Sam: That are cute.

Kitty: Much better.

Kitty: Turtles aren't cute.

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Text 📲 Sitty

Sam: I'll finish it when I get there.

Sam: Nah, come on. They're cute!

Kitty: Hurry or I'll finish myself.

Kitty: They're turtles...

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Text 📲 WildeSibs

Celeste: dont you DARE.

Celeste: theyre so cool. i got them a neon light for the tank and its such a vibe to watch them swim when im stoned.

Kitty: Sounds annoying more than anything else.

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Text 📲 Sitty

Sam: I'm almost home.

Sam: Her turtles, her responsibility.

Kitty: And I'm almost naked.

Kitty: Feel free to let them lose on the beach anytime. She'll forgive you for it.

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Text 📲 WildeSibs

Celeste: a tank? i know you wont let me keep them in the sink.

Celeste: you HAVE to meet your nephews.

Kitty: If they come anywhere near my sink I'm letting them loose on the beach. No regrets.