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I'm Rachel. This is my blog. American University Class of 2019

[princesstigerbelle]

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

[blackpyrefly]

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

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[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this post has been a wild ride for me

[cornedbeefhashtags]

King David: *plays a regular, non-secret chord*

The Lord:

[firefeufuego2]

King David: *finally plays the secret chord*

The Lord:

[unfortunately-awake]

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[happifying-things]

[cornrowe-deactivated20190502]

literally what about the “it’s leif erickson day!!” bit from spongebob was so impactful that we all just have the phrase hinga dinga durgen permanently drilled into our cerebral cortex. it was 5 seconds long

[sitcomlesbian]

my ‘third eye’ is just my pussy and.. shes open

[carobren]

[dragontatoes]

this radiates such chill chaos

[beggars-opera]

if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this

[savannahkills]

This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper

[nightkrowe]

I love how there’s absolutely zero background music. People are just dancing to nothing. I love extras.

[childhoodruiner]

[1995--emo]

[thebootydiaries]

boy: hey sorry i took 3 days to reply i was in the shower haha wyd xx 

me: he’s kind. he’s smart. he’s a great communicator. he is telling the truth. he is telling the truth 

[dykecity-blog1]

Billie Lourd as Gigi in Booksmart (2019)

aka the crazy girl representation i´ve been waiting for

[saintdollyparton]

Her mom and grandma are looking down at her and smiling so proudly right now.

Also WHERE’S THE RUBBING ALCOHOL THERE’S NOTHING HERE STRONG ENOUGH

[jointpainturtle]

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Literally not anyone:

Hozier: Also, fuck the patriarchy,

[twilightisgaynow]

people give twilight a lot of shit but its depiction of stupid teenaged boys is unparalleled

[freakywizard]

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not