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King Edmund the Just. Carved by Cat. Side-Blog to Killedbyvoldemort

[markantonys]

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popular text posts + ask memes (part two) 

❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜  ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent  ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜

[summers-buffy]

[kingxedmund]

@hiighking​​    :    ❝  Not now , not now , shhhh , the grown ups are talking.  ❞

THE WOLF AMONG US SENTENCE STARTERS

FINGERS    CURLED    INTO    FISTS    AS    ANGER    BOILED    ‘NEATH    HIS    SKIN.                   he    wanted    to    punch    something    until    his    knuckles    were    raw    &    hands    went    numb.   he    wanted    to    scream    until    his    voice    collapsed    in    the    column    of    his    throat.    ed    wanted    to    his    nails    like    claws    &    drag    his    siblings    to    the    perpetual    bad    mood    he    has    been    in    for    years.   

then    he    remembers    her.    the    voice    of    the    queen    ringing    in    his    ear    like    a    sweet    lullaby.    every    room    in    her    house    filled    with    turkish    delight.    she    was    going    to    raise    him    as    a    son.    edmund    was    going    to    be    a    prince    then    THE    KING    OF    NARNIA.     edmund    enjoys    the    image    of    himself    on    a    throne    with    a    gold    crown,    proving    that    peter,    susan    &    lucy    were    beneath    him.  

                                                                               he    was    clever.                                                                                 he    was    handsome.    

he    was    going    to    get    all    three    siblings    to    the    queen’s    house    between    the    hills     &    he    will    reign.   malice    tugged    at    the    corner    of    his    lips,    a    lopsided    smirk    shifted    his    features    dark    in    the    shadows.

                      ❝     funny,   i   don’t   see   any   grown   ups   around.    ❞

[therpmemes]

                                    moodboard meme

send me one of the following symbols and i’ll make a moodboard for my character.

✿ for a general moodboard about my muse

💛 for a moodboard about our muses’ relationship

❤  for a moodboard about a romantic relationship of my muse 

💗 for a moodboard about another significant relationship in my muse’s life

💕  for a moodboard on my muse’s view on romantic and/or sexual relationships 

👗 for a moodboard about my muse’s fashion style

👶 for a moodboard about my muse’s childhood

🏠  for a moodboard about my muse’s home aesthetics

🍕 for a moodboard about my muse’s favorite foods

👮 for a moodboard about my muse’s occupation

[therpmemes]

                                    moodboard meme

send me one of the following symbols and i’ll make a moodboard for my character.

✿ for a general moodboard about my muse

💛 for a moodboard about our muses’ relationship

❤  for a moodboard about a romantic relationship of my muse 

💗 for a moodboard about another significant relationship in my muse’s life

💕  for a moodboard on my muse’s view on romantic and/or sexual relationships 

👗 for a moodboard about my muse’s fashion style

👶 for a moodboard about my muse’s childhood

🏠  for a moodboard about my muse’s home aesthetics

🍕 for a moodboard about my muse’s favorite foods

👮 for a moodboard about my muse’s occupation

[rpmemequeen]

Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

[hiighking]

“        @kingxedmund​ (bc i can)  || s.c.

“ ….if we BOTH stick to the story, they can’t prove anything. ”

[kingxedmund]

             ❝    I know,  so  don’t  mess  it  &  do  your  tell.    ❞

[vaememes]

fuck sentence starters.

’ i dont know if i need a hug or to fuck. ’ ’ you know what? fuck this shit. ’ ’ are you out of your fucking mind? ’ ’ do i look like i give a fuck? ’ ’ i wish i had a fuck to spare but i don’t. ’ ’ you’re fucking stupid, honestly. ’ ’ you know what, fuck you dude. ’ ’ fuck you right back. ’ ’ you did not just say that, you fucker. ’ ’ what do you think i am, just a fuck? ’ ’ i’m just another fuck to you, huh? ’ ’ i really just want to fuck right now. ’ ’ please stop using fuck in every sentence. ’ ’ you use the word ‘fuck’ a lot, you know. ’ ’ you are a fucktard but a cute fucktard. ’ ’ you have lost every bit of my fucking respect. ’ ’ if you say ‘fuck’ one more time, i swear. ’ ’ do you wanna fuck or what? ’ ’ someone else wanted to fuck you? ’ ’ please stop telling me about your fucks. ’ ’ do you ever not go around and fuck? ’ ’ all you do is eat, sleep and fuck. ’ ’ seriously, how to you stand to fuck that much? ’ ’ did you fuck anyone last night? ’ ’ i know i’m a good fuck, so whatever. ’ ’ i will fuck you up, don’t even try. ’ ’ don’t get fucked up today. ’ ’ you will get fucked up if you don’t shut up. ’ ’ what did you just fucking say to me? ’ ’ why don’t you fuck off? ’ ’ seriously, fuck you. ’ ’ fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. ’

[kingxedmund]

                   WHICH TRAGIC CHARACTER FROM ANCIENT GREEK

                                    LITERATURE ARE YOU   ?  

YOUR RESULT PATROCLUS !

you are patroclus, from the iliad by homer, doomed by fate to be stuck in a love story that has no place on the battlefield. although you always have the best intentions, you have to realize you cannot save everyone. your unwavering loyalty means you often lose yourself in the process of putting others first. take a deep breath, remember who you are, and that you are deserving of the same love you try to put out. you are kind, you are strong, and you give and you give but it is never enough to protect those you love. in the end, it's not even enough to protect yourself.

tagged by.   stole  from  the  dash  ! tagging.   anyone  !   just  tag  me  because  i  am  nosy  af

[aleksanderkohler]

[kingxedmund]

@hiighking​​  :  [text] behold! the god’s chosen beverage. tremble before the horror of diet coke! 

PERCY JACKSON TEXT MEME

⟨   iMessage   ･   Peter   ･   03:56   PM   ⟩  The  titans  were  not  defeated  so  easily,  and  they  had  to  make  an  archenemies  for  the  feared  diet  coke....it  was  the ⟨   iMessage   ･   Peter   ･   03:57   PM   ⟩   *drum  roll*  ⟨   iMessage   ･   Peter   ･   03:58   PM   ･   sent  attachment   ⟩

[markantonys]

[kingxedmund]

to  do  list  :  get  edmund  some  friends  but  also  love  him  romantically  &  he  will  look  at  you  as  if  you’re  the only  person  that  exists  because  he  needs  friends.  

[kingxedmund]

@viaminvenia​​  said  :   Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

TEXT MEME

⟨   iMessage   ･   Susan   ･   01:25:00   PM   ⟩  Su,  pack  your  bags! I just purchased two plane tickets for cheap!  ⟨   iMessage   ･   Susan   ･   01:26:00   PM   ⟩  We  are  going  to  Castello  della  Castelluccia  in  Rome.  ⟨   iMessage   ･   Susan   ･   01:27:00   PM   ⟩ We  leave  in  2 hours. 

[kingxedmund]

all  of  you  come  bother  me  on  discord  &  let’s  scream  /  plot  :  dorcasmeadowes#2482

[kingxedmund]

to  do  list  :  get  edmund  some  friends  but  also  love  him  romantically  &  he  will  look  at  you  as  if  you’re  the only  person  that  exists  because  he  needs  friends.