Illuminaughty

AKA the Pritchard-with-his-hair-down blog. Sexy, shippy Deus Ex fun, sometimes NSFW. Now expanded to include Disco Elysium because holy shit that game. 95% jensard.  

[blackxgold]

Adam Jensen + Textposts [Jensard Edition]

[setttanen]

Me and my friends been making stuff together... so happy... 🥺🥺🥺

(•) together with my bestie Dongdong, @/ccv, @fr0gery and 如果我停下来了就是笔没电了@/samuel-nie on Magma

[blackxgold]

Apocalypse Morning

an old artwork I drew for my fic

[lore-leij]

[solstheimtxt]

Time/ (makes the heart grow fonder)

Distance

A (mostly) Rock playlist abt Jensard :)

[mojo-chojoo]

huggy

[murkablyad]

[setttanen]

Stacked Jensard stuff featuring my friend who did Francis in (1) and Adam in (8) 🥸

[setttanen]

More Jensard but only Mankind Divided designs 🫡

[murkablyad]

Kidnapped the princess

[setttanen]

More sketches, more junks 🌸

[corneliaavenue]

emails suck. unless they are from ao3, then they are the best thing to ever happen to me

[roach-works]

i hope this email finds you horny

[setttanen]

The first pic was to celebrate my very first drawing tablet, i have been wanting to draw an illustration for so long, but I never had the guts to do it. Well, i finally did it. Thanks to the tablet, my confidence was boosted... it's Lycanthropy AU, a quick idea for the illustration, Francis' a hunter and Adam's a werewolf.

I myself have always been shy, anxious, all sorts... I'm just glad i have the will to share my stuff. And the will to change for once.

[setttanen]

I love their almost non-existent height difference

VersaLife's property

Some more Francis (left hand VS right hand)

[setttanen]

Been itching to share these like... Mankind Divided because they didn't meet during the time, so i drew them to meet.

I love that Pritchard is not completely shorter, only 2 centimeters shorter than Adam.

[setttanen]

I draw or i starve. I draw.

[wizardnuke]

fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

[aethersea]

some idiot advisor: I can’t believe his majesty lets his boytoy attend these council meetings, it’s an insult to the noble institutions that uphold our nation, it’s an outrage—

a somewhat smarter advisor: you’re just mad bc he pointed out how dumb your naval attack strategy and no one laughed when you made a mean joke about him

[fieldbears]

Boytoy has gone from a top fighter who was well respected but in constant danger to wearing silks and eating grapes on daises. That fucked up rotator cuff was the best thing to ever happen to him

[mzminola]

Bonus points: at least half the other concubines are experts in assorted fields, the monarch brings them to relevant meetings to both play up a reputation for frivolity, and make sure at least one person there doesn’t have an outside agenda.

[aethersea]

my harem? 

did you mean: my chief strategic advisors

[kitten-kin]

The kingdom is an absolute monarchy but the harem has become a secret meritocracy. The nobles and official advisors kind of side-eye His Majesty because wow some of these consorts must have like…really good personalities. Kings of the past have had their own specific tastes of course; size, shape, age, color, et cetera. More than one ruler has interviewed consorts feet first and Ardwin the Adventurous’s obsession - God rest him - with snuffling armpits like a sow rooting for mushrooms is well known despite never being alluded to in polite company.

The worst part of it is that the new king takes at least part of his harem with him everywhere and it’s so embarrassing. The Counselors of War have never once met with His Divine Majesty without that hulking battle-scarred consort interrupting with muttered growls or scornful snorts. And the Ministers of Finance all flinch at the sight of that fox-faced one, rumored to have been rescued from the gallows because His Augustness took a fancy to his eyes or some such nonsense. General petition days are even worse, with practically the entire harem drifting in and out of the Grand Hall in turns, insouciant and smug like granary cats who know they’ve been given full run of the courtyards and barns.

It’s absolutely infuriating that the kingdom has never before known such a period of peace and prosperity under this ridiculous monarch.

[absolutely-esme]

It has not yet occurred to anyone that, perhaps, his highness has a competence kink.

It will, eventually, and at least a few people are going to be embarrassed it didn’t occur to them sooner.

“Well, you won’t be catching the king’s eye,” becomes an entirely different sort of insult than foreigners tend to assume.