The Chemical Kid

This shit is so cringe why am I still on this site? 15 Pan-sexual Genderfluid That's it [ INACTIVE AS OF 2022]

[vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20]

[kinkford]

Hey kids remember when Tumblr was a hell site full of 'welcome peasants'

[determinate-negation]

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

[bigfloridaboy]

[courage-95]

[brago-deactivated20180214]

pops the parasol right out her pussy QUEEN!

[spookitake]

teacher: write about who you are and your identity!

me: my what

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[zlowjob]

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“ what do i do when

i am so in love with you

i forgot what i wanted to say

what are we doing?

you won’t change your ways in time ”

[arcadeigannon]

u know when u watch a movie and afterward you’re like “god the score was so fucken good who composed it” and the answer is hans zimmer every time

[paperstorm]

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Hallo, we are 5 Seconds of Summah!

If this isn’t the cutest thing you’ve ever heard you are lying.

[permittedvermin]

[tamamoland]

[aeonlamb]

[futuretage]

It’s long past midnight, and no sleep in sight..

[troye-sivan]

airplanes sucks

um EXCUSE YOU how DARE you come into MY HOUSE and say this about Airplanes,,, the greatest song in all of history….. the song that raised me??? Michael Clifford got the lyrics for this song from God himself? Ashton did the drums in one take ???? The message of the song is amazing and it’s pleasing to the ears ??? what’s it like to hate fun and good things and puppies ???? to hate some of the best lyrics on sgfg ???? please don’t disrespect me or my family this way again……….

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[whenmoments]

[drarry]

Okay Cannibalism aside

snooty, pampered man who wears designer clothes and attends the opera and hosts five-course dinners with those in the academic community who respect and envy him while he quotes Archaic Latin at them

falling for

outdoorsy, cabin-living fly fisherman who hasn’t combed his hair in probably five years, wears nothing but comfy sweaters and adopts stray dogs constantly until he has a pack of them following him at all times

is like the greatest dynamic

[hannihumor-blog]

you know its gonna be a great post

when it starts with

“cannibalism aside”

[psychcomedy]