e.v.p

I’m not opposed to dying at this point

[the-absolute-best-memes]

“i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat”

“i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work”

“no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy”

“i can’t-”

[humanoidhistory]

[teachingliteracy]

[jvnrjoah4i3q94ruaweoijag4-deact]

[jame7t]

you’re in her dms im hiding from something following me in the Paris catacombs

[wetboathermit]

Need any help there

[jame7t]

get out of her dms and come save me

[bluelakeandsky]

Be careful what you say in there, some of the skulls still have their jaws and will tell your secrets to whom ever will listen

[jame7t]

they’re telling me mortal kombat 2 cheat codes

[lethargic-dialogue]

[mysharona1987]

[saying]

[sicknessinside]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod falls out and falls into a storm drain. i fling my head around to watch it fall and the other one flies out into the street and my bus crushes it. i scream in agony and run up to it and the bus just barrels straight over me bc bus drivers in chicago have 3 kill allowances a year

[disorderrd]

[deirly]

[killwks4-deactivated20200809]

[ifsl]

MrSatan * @lflq

[lflq]

It's True

[recaption]

[destroymylife]

[badxbaby]

[cur-sed]

[doctorwhoasigi-deactivated20230]

Me2