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[w3irdcr3epyg1rl]

welcome to my blog :3

lets go over some shit !

hi! you can call me chell (yes, like from portal)

20

my pronouns are she/her

NOW LETS TALK ABOUT SEX!!!

these are my kinks!! if you don’t like them, then this isn’t the blog for you.

kinks i am into!!

-fauxc*st/inc*st

-r@pe/cnc

-dacryphilia

-bdsm

-omorashi

-somno

-emetophilia

-humiliation

-armpits

-occasional feedist

+many more smaller ones that are too specific to name but not out of the ordinary;)

kinks i am NOT into

-age play/age regression

-detrans

-race play

-p*dophilia

-scat

+if you engage with any of these kinks, stay off my blog. if i catch you on my blog or try to interact, i will both block and report you.

Now that’s out of the way, let’s discuss dni.

-no minors, dni

-no men, dni. i’m a lesbian so leave me alone

-no right wingers/conservatives/facists, dni

-no gross shit

or i will block you at my own discretion.

p.s. fuck israel, fuck united states, fuck nazis, fuck rich people, fuck capitalism and fuck colonialist foundation/ideas

[h4nifah]

this always annoys me

[sugar-for-ashes]

[bitt-better]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[ozth]

[ywontuwaterme]

As a lesbian musician I get irritated when someone want 2 be cheeky when I tell them I play instrument they b like “gehehehehheheheh must be good with ur fingers” yeah on my fucking instrument not fucking pussy cuz fingering pussy doesn’t require complex finger work you’re just moving that shit in and out or whatever (idfk I’ve never fingered some1 but I have enough common sense to deduce your fingers don’t need to be pull some Naruto jinjitsu sharigan shit to make lesbian orgasm)😒😒 want me to fucking play f# and b flat on your pussy

tf hey Alexa play Bach opus. 16 on this girls clit I will shoot you with alien lasers

Hey mamas let me play you a fucking melody on your fucking pussy 😒

If you are a person don’t ever say that “bet you’re good with fingers” to a musician because it might be me and if it is you will be😵😵😵😵🪦🪦🪦🪦❌❌

[dumbdoegirl]

i could be ur dorky lil sister..

[dumbdoegirl]

so crazy how i’m every pretty girls little sister at the same time!!!! so many big sisters… all for me…. uwa!!!! im a lucky girl…..

[dolliestdoe]

shoutout to my fat dykes !!! shoutout to the dykes with body hair !!! shoutout to stone tops and pillow princesses !!! shoutout to butch boyfriends !!! shoutout to butches on T !!! yall are perfect no matter what anyone says 🗣️

[bloodclotbitch]

[sunniedaze00]

do you like my body

[hikari-ni-naritai]

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

[rainbowgod666]

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

[yamada-ryo]

[mysharona1987]

[okiitos]

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

[thegreenpea]

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Goddamn preach this

[rogue-cyberman]

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

[isthescavengervideocute]

This feels important to reblog

[lastoneout]

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

[lastoneout]

Every time you feel bad for having coffee with cream and sugar or ranch on your salad or putting extra butter and salt on your veggies I want you to imagine the spirit of John Harvey Kellogg in front of you and then I want you to kill him with a real gun and eat your delicious food in peace.

[mollyjames]

it's (still) too damn hot

[mysharona1987]

[okiitos]

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

[thegreenpea]

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Goddamn preach this

[rogue-cyberman]

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

[isthescavengervideocute]

This feels important to reblog

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all