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thinking about thug hamzah in the new camping video and @giuliannnaās dealer!hamzah
i was very high when i posted last night i apologize
Oh my god dude Iām ovulating holy fuck
this how Donnie Darko looks to me bro heās so cutie butt <3333
BEING BACK NERDY, PATHETIC, LOSER BOYS
āWhy are you watching it again? You already know what happens.ā Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER
DONNIE DARKO (2001) dir. Richard Kelly
i really wanna chew on sidney crosbys butt really hard yum yum yum mmmmm please
i know iām really inconsistent with posting, but my mental health is always my priority, iām sorry!!
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Macklin celebrini nsfw alphabet
cw:mention of willmack, feet, all the good nsfw stuff^^
A = aftercare (what they're like after sex.)
Heād definitely be alert to you, youāre always his first priority, heād wipe you down softly, whispering sweet stuff in your ear, before he collapses for himself.
B= body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
His favorite body part of his is his chest, he likes how chiseled he is, but i think heās really insecure about himself. i think macklin is either a tit guy or an ass guy, he loves to playfully smack your ass, watching it ripple. but he also loves the way your tits spill out of your bra.
C= Cum (anything to do with cum, basically.)
Nothing special particularly, he comes quick if heās inside you, but i think it would take a couple minutes if you were sucking him off, he definitely holds your head down while he squirts down your throat.
D= dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
alright, i know this is controversial; but he definitely has aā¦feeling for will, heād come to you about it a few months after you started dating, feeling guilty about it, but you found it bittersweet.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
you guys had met during the draft, after college, so iād say heād lost his virginity in college, a few girls on the road, but not a lot, heās very open to talk about it with you.
F= favorite position (this goes without saying)
DEFINITELY doggy, he loves watching your ass jiggle as he takes his anger out on you after a rough game, occasionally running his thumb over your asshole, whispering little āoh yeah-ā āyou like that?ā
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
heās definitely goofy, heāll softly tease you, giggling softly when you playfully slap his chest, his teeth showing.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
i donāt think heās always shaved, heās a busy guy, heād trim up before date nights, but other than that i donāt think he does a lot of maintenance since heās on the road a lot.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect
he loves eye contact, when your in missionary and heās pounding into you, but itās hard for him to keep it, his eyes rolling back when he hits your g-spot.
J = Jack off (masturbation head-canon)
definitely comes back to H, heās a busy guy, in a bus with a lot of guys a lot of the time, heād do it when he has hotel rooms alone, watching the nudes youād sent him the night before, biting at his lips to keep moans back.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
feet feet feet iām starting to think iām the one with the foot kink heād kneel down infront of you, licking softly up your soles, over your ankles. he loves heels, the way your arch fits perfectly into the sole of the heel.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
your guysās apartment bedroom is his favorite, obviously, but he loves to do it on the kitchen too, plopping you up on the counter, giving you head with your legs around his broad shoulders.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
basically anythingš even watching you in the stands at his games heād feel his semi press against his cup. i think he especially loves watching you interact with his teammatesā¦do i have to elaborate? ;)
N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
he definitely doesnāt like public stuff, putting his contract/his career on the line definitely haunts him, but if youād like it, heād do it in the car in dark parking lots, nothing to public.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
heād be very torn on this, while he loves when you suck him off, he also loves feeling you come apart on his tongue; his hands gripping your thighs so hard it leaves bruises.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
i think it definitely depends on the day heās having, after a bad game? where he lost 0-3? heās be rough with you, throwing you around gently, but of course heād always have a safe word in these cases. When he gets home after a trip? your waiting for him on the bed in lacy lingerie? heād slowly guide you against the bed, kissing down your neck slowly, taking his time with you.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
while i think he appreciates them, i dont think there his favorite, he likes getting the full affect, he he does love when you give him a handy in the green room during filming an ad or a photo shoot.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
heās definitely down for whatever, his body is yours afterall, you want him subby? heāll whimper and writhe under you for you, you want to try a new position? hell yeah, get over here.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
he can go about 3 rounds before he stops cumming, thatās when he starts getting whimpery, his body twitching softly under you as you ride him, milking him of everything.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
i donāt think heād have any toys, to many things to pack. but heād definitely be open to trying them on you, anything to make you feel good, heād go to his wits end to makes you feel good.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
heās very big on teasing, wether itās under the dinner table, or in the bedroom. heād pinch your thighs under the table, watching you give him those salty looks.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
definitely loud, but i think the sound depends on the mood, heās a whimperer if heās feeling submissive, but when heās more dominant i think heās pretty quiet, groaning and grunting a few times behind you.
W = Wild card (a random head-canon for the character)
heās asked you for will to join, heād definitely be embarrassed about it, but you were very open to it, nodding along as he stutters. did it happen? ā¦itās up for interpretation.
X = X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
iād say around 6-7 inches, uncircumcised, his tip is probably around #C07273 (hex code) around his lip color, no curve.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
heās definitely got a high sex drive, which is hard for him since heās on the road a lot, heād jerk off as much as he can, but nothings the same as you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
same as A, youāre his first priority, heād make sure youāre okay and cared for, waiting for you to fall asleep first before he goes after.
YESS I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY!! LMK OF ANY TYPOS<3
iām working on a macklin nsfw alphabet and the second part to my hamzah fic omg so many things to do
CEDRIC X READER WHERE THEY HATE EACHOTHERS GUTS, SMUT, SEX POLLEN, FORCED PROXIMITY
AHHHGHH I DONT HAVE ENOUGH KNOWLEDGE OF SEX POLLEN FOR THIS, I NEED TO READ MORE.
iām crazy btw
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Ilya would so be the type of dad to cry when their baby is getting a shot at the doctors or when theyāre getting their ears pierced. And Shane would just stand there trying to figure out which of his babies he should comfort first!!
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