easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.
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@kirapegs
easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.
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The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.
Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women
why do they call it extra virgin olive oil when it fucks so extremely
You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell
lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase
the mitochondria is the girlboss of the cell
The audacity of calling it family dollar when they sell shit for $7... they need to family pass away
the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts
sex scenes in movies are bad because the moving image is inherently evil. simple as.
unplugging your phone from the charger is like picking a fruit.
I think it's sad when pretty people die 😔
You’re an empath
God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns
i think i’m going to become an unreliable narrator. if you see me obscuring the full truth or saying things that directly contradict each other, don’t worry about it.
never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us
the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”