silly little thoughts

[kirbyinhaler]

i want to live life in a way that when it flashes before my eyes, i am born again

[kirbyinhaler]

why is nobody reblogging my posts

[kirbyinhaler]

Friend: Wow that was so much fun. Where did all that time go?

Me with a suspiciously time shaped belly: Yea I wonder where it all went.

[kirbyinhaler]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

[femboy-creamer-69]

I’m getting real good at this 😈. Posts are doing numbers.

[kirbyinhaler]

me too

[kirbyinhaler]

[kirbyinhaler]

her: you better not be blank text when i get there

me:

[kirbyinhaler]

i hate it when hot dog bread breaks so now im just eating a sandwich

[kirbyinhaler]

"Source?" On my mama

[startacker]

I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something

[startacker]

man what the fuck

[kirbyinhaler]

Me: Up up and away!

CIA Agent: How the fuck

FBIDK Agent: idk

[fadingpeacedogg]

[kirbythefifth]

I have played Celeste and Ultrakill, though I have not become gay nor trans. I demand a refund.

[pretzelbea]

You have passed the test. Your heterosexuality and cisgenderness are stronger than anyone could imagine.

[kirbythefifth]

Darn

[kirbyinhaler]

everytime my tumblr post gets 0 notes i rethink my life decisions and wonder where it all went wrong

[kirbyinhaler]

"Imagine if you were in that situation"

hmmm lemme just 😑😑😑

nah i cant imagine

[kirbyinhaler]

if those rich people survive i'll eat something

my hat: eat...what?

[urayuli]

i woke up in a cold sweat