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she/her

[imjunebitch]

[fallout-lou-begas]

hey girl are you an inadvertently created invisible wall in the level geometry of super mario 64 because i would like to penetrate you indefinitely through a gap in your floor triangles

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[pretzelbea]

every trans person thinks they’re the first cis person to have gender dysphoria and not transition

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[lesbian-sweeney-todd]

need a lesbian who's ev— (remembers i don't believe in evil) — need a lesbian whose material conditions incentivize her to be mean to me

[pretzelbea]

old buildings that have been modified to be more accessible are so funny to me. this door has stood for centuries, living through wars, birth and death, gathering mold and dust, slowly deteriorating, heavy enough to make sure only the strongest of able bodied men are able to enter. unless ☝️ you press a button

[notahorseindisguise]

the fact that the original lyrics were "she shouldve stayed the same" and that was changed to "she shouldve been a son" . everyone fucking knows kurt cobain was a girl

[tpwrtrmnky]

Vampire girl: Look, if you don't have the capacity I'm not going to drain from you.

People-pleaser girl who has let four other vampires drain her in the last two days and refuses to open up to any of them about how many vampires she's seeing: no no i'm fine i'm good go ahead

[tpwrtrmnky]

None of the vampires are okay with this btw it's very distressing for them when she passes out from what's supposed to be a safe drain and needs immediate medical attention, makes them feel worse about the vampirism than they already did

[caitrtot]

It’s easy to go "how sweet" and "so innocent and fragile" about this behavior until you've caught your mortal partner whittling a stake crying and hyperventilating from manic terror. Most vampire girls know someone who was staked by for crossing a line that was never communicated.

[itreallyatemyhand]

I hate that the "x reader" or "x Y/N" style of fanfic has become sooooo popular, partially because it's just not for me and partially because they clog general non-fic related tags and those authors seem allergic to the "read more" function on this website, but ALSO because I believe that you should have to go through the trouble of creating an absolutely batshit self-insert character, with a backstory that makes no sense and a name that doesn't really gel with the aesthetics of the universe. Legolas and Aragorn should be in a love triangle with Kylie, the angsty sixteen year old half-human half-elf and inexplicable tenth member of the Fellowship. Do the WORK. If everyone was doing "Y/N" nonsense back in the day, there would be no Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, or probably Bella Swan. These are important women. They deserve to be named, confusingly and with no regard for the fictional world they inhabit.

[kyberinthevoid]

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

[novahazard24]

get your medals everyone

[jackiefour]

Okay, so according to this post, @staff says they're listening to us, so...

Sound off, Tumblr! How do you feel about the latest update to the reblog and notes?

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Voting ended onMar 19

No nuance. Go ahead and reblog the crap out of this.

[acelessthan3]

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

[dhegdheer]

compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.

[wintercorrybriea2]

[elliespectacular]

progressive rock is a kind of stone that changes depending on which tier of rock you've already acquired in the randomizer

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed