ship headcanons: mc gets sick
is it the time?? the long awaited episode where the love interest gets sick?? hello?? his time has come
except he knows like batshit abt what to do when his lover is sick
spends like an hour freaking the f u c k out because bern?? are you ok?? talk to me honey are you dying?? is everything alright??
i mean, he knows that you need the towel and the soup so he isn’t entirely hopeless
no sickies in his room pls and thanks, cant have no germs on his precious figures. plus where would bern sit in his room? there is no rest only weeb here.
has a cooler body temperature compared to the other brothers. his hands are always fucking cold man, who needs a towel when you have levi’s hands?
watches anime with her. then realizes it’s actually straining her, so he actually holds back from watching to wait for her
“wdym you aren’t coming over today” “dude im sick” “sick what? are you sick of my shit? too bad you have to deal with me~ “no im like sick sick i cant” “shit im sorry hold on ill be right there babe”
snip snap he works his fucking magic and she’s well again
except his magic makes her feel like 10x as worse before becoming better the next day so she would rather not do it that way
solomon thinks she’s a pussy, brave it out for like 12 hours and ur fine the next day “just do it, i’ll make you feel better” “12 hours of torture? for a cold? hell nah”
hori is a bit more sensitive when she’s sick so solomon isn’t as annoying
treats her rather nicely actually
“babe please sit down” “no i wanna-” “n o” “i’m fine” “you are not fine do you feel your own fever- oh there she went. she fainted.”
lmao bitch wont even touch you unless he has gloves and a mask bc what will happen if he gets sick?? god forbid he has to take a day off
she insists on going to school but lucifer makes her stay at home
lucifer is really sick of her getting so irritable like my god just cooperate stop snapping at him
hires the royal doctor to take care of her because his princess deserves the best
and because he’s too prideful to admit he knows shit when it comes to taking care of a sick human
caught a cold afterwards bcause god hates him
sits by the bed and spoon feeds lia soup during the peak of her illness
barbatos barely has to do anything because julia is prepared. she’s a competent witch
that doesn’t stop him from fretting on the inside
isn’t as overbearing/skittish as the others, but makes sure he checks in on her everynow and then
julia finds out he makes insanely good soup, i mean she already knew that but he cooked it specifically for her when she’s sick
sometimes julia will fake sick to eat it
she does become a lot grumpier and kinda clingy when sick, since her senses are a little messed up with the cold making it a little harder to perceive things so she leans on barbatos for this
julia once tripped and fell when she was heading to the bathroom during a high fever and barb had a fucking heart attack
someone actually save these two. like my god.
mammon becomes really sulky in school and refuses to do anything without reese around
reese will haul himself to school but mammon hauls his ass right back to bed then proceed to complain about reese’s absence.
“dude you okay?” “yeah it’s jsut a little stuffy nose.” “you don’t look very good.” “just a little dizzy, i’m sure it’ll go away” “bRUH-”
mammon slams open the door to catch reese streaming on deviltube because reese is bored
back to bed a g a i n mammon is about to lose his cool
mammon knows shit about taking care of a sick human but this is his human you’re talking about, so he goes and buys expensive medicine
claims his finger slipped when buying it lmao
eventually mammon falls asleep next to reese’s bed
and catches a cold from being the idiot who continues to ask for kisses
beelzebub is so confused but tries his best
goes to barbatos to learn how to make soup for sen because soup always makes him feel better
sen complains about feeling cold, and beel knows he has the highest body temperature out of the demons and has a pretty strong immune system from eating god knows what so he has no qualms about crawling into bed with sen and cuddling her so she’s warm
i mean she actually has a fever but sen slapped on one of those menthol cooling patches on her forehead so it’s gucci
beel’s hands are large and warm. instant heating pads.
really attentive and sits by her bed like a sad puppy asking if she needs anything
since he has a habit of guarding lucifer’s room when said brother is sick, he guards sen’s room too. just kinda sits in front with his ddd and a pile of snacks, inconveniencing everyone who tries to pass by the hallway
walks around house of lamentation wrapped in a blanket and leaving tissues in her wake
why is she so mopey my god belphegor doesn’t have the energy for this. slaps a cold towel on her forehead and passes out on the floor
usako literally refuses to rest so belphe has to cast a sleeping spell on her to get her to stay down and recover
belphe goes to ask beel how to help usako get better since beel seems to have better success with sen
you have to realize belphie, sen and beel are like one of the only functional couples here ok.
“why are you so fussy just eat the medicine.” “sTOP FUSSING” “MY GOD JUST EAT IT” belphie is like yey close to flipping his shit
accidentally made her cry because she’s sensitive and belphie sighs really loudly as if to say “damn ur annoying” but goes to cuddle her anyways and presses kisses to her forehead to pacify her
she shows up the next day 100% genki genki and belphie is like “??? weren;t you just sniffling and coughing and having a fever yesterday what happened to you”
satan is probably one of the only competent boyfriends here ngl
has read a ton of books and spends his time reading random things on the internet so he figures out what yen might need
except the damn girl is always sleeping and it’s time for her daily dose of medicine which unlike usako, she doesn’t kick up a fuss over eating.
gets sick pretty easily and is prone to high fevers. satan ignores her complaining as he places cold towels on her back and forehead.
yen’s usually too tired and sluggish to actually put up a struggle so there’s just a lot of verbal whining abt the cold
becomes kinda childish when sick, when she’s really tired and about to fall asleep, she’ll tug on satan’s sleeve and ask him to stay a while
also gets really clingy and hates being alone
but she’s asleep like 99% of the time lmao
