Final Fantasy 14 and Symphogear

Gaia 31 She/Her

[afeelgoodblog]

To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

[slowspinningredemption]

damn just pay them a living wage

[khakikyrie]

The ancient screen of betrayal.

[recklessmoss]

SOGGY MAN ALERT !!!

 !!  I REPEAT SOGGY MAN ALERT !!

[recklessmoss]

sopping focken wet….

[orb-the-watchman]

The promiscuous women bot accounts keep following me I am fucking under attack

[paintedpig]

[sleepy-bebby]

[ampervadasz]

[anexperimentallife]

I know Elon Musk gets a lot of hate, but--and I say this sincerely--I don't think he gets nearly enough. If we work together, we can make sure he's hated even more.

[momo-de-avis]

My dad: how old are you?

My nephew: ten

My dad: ten?

My nephew: yes, ten

My dad: well, damn. You're almost dating, then

Me: what the fuck

My dad: in no time, you will be in the army

Me: my brother in Christ, what he fuck

[momo-de-avis]

He's now interrogating the kid o. The girlfriend he supposedly has. He is 10. For once, I WISH kids would answer "father, I am a flaming homosexual'

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Killed a spider n now I feel bad :/

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Why did you say that

[quasi-normalcy]

Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that’s about 3 kg.

A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

So...you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about...8 seconds? Like it’s not a big inconvenience.

[shittinggold]

tumblr user saturnine-powerbomb is on the other side of the cave, churning out spiders as fast as Georg can shovel them into his mouth

[yehudah]

compilation

[tami-taylors-hair]

Happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish human friends and Happy Hannukkat to their cats!

[animentality]

[animentality]

[hypokeimena]

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

[ruffboi-mags]

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

[mycroftrh]

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

[autie-girl-power]

Only if you get caught

[messymindpalace]

This whole post took an unexpected turn

[thatdisasterauthor]

Out of work paleontologists can take a page out of the Girl Scouts handbook and eat a chicken, clean the bones, encase them in a mud and plaster mix, then chip it back out. Which is legitimately how Girl Scouts earn their paleontology badge.

[strixus]

… I rebuilt my chicken by modeling muscles back onto the bones using clay, then putting skin on it and making it look like a dinosaur…. 

[thatdisasterauthor]

Perfect. Exactly the right way to add a part 2 to this project.

[wyrmzone]

enrichment

[artificial-father]

How do I explain Plato’s allegory of the cave to quarantined archeologists?

[saint-batrick]

::wheeze::

[vomitgrrrrl]

imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

[midnight-shy]

[weaver-z]

Men's restrooms are all gross in the same way but women's restrooms all manage to be gross in bizarre and uniquely horrifying ways

[weaver-z]

I use a public men's restroom and find trash on the ground and a foul smell in the air. The liquid on the floor in one of the stalls is probably pee, as usual. I go into a woman's bathroom and find what I can only assume is the aftermath of a WWI doctor sawing a soldier's trench-rotted foot off and a woman biting at the air coming out of the hand drier like a dog attacking a hose stream. This is normal.

[catscharm]

[cromerholt]

[cartoonrival]

[yorkshirereaper]