I Broke My Own Heart

-I’m not good at talking

[trashboat]

tumblr just fucking nailing it today

[red-mercer]

Unrestrained summer fun

[deepspacepirate]

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

[death-420]

theres a dude on a walmart scooter taking up two parking spots i hate this hell store

[death-420]

hes gone but he left his shoes bro i fucking hate walmart

[death-420]

[cat-quest]

[daily-blep]

[susiephone]

(don’t let the memes fool you, i still get sad every time i rewatch gravity falls and realize there’s no more.)

[emilyaillustrates]

💎🌙I love going through Naoko Takeuchi’s sketches💎🌙

[toastbutteregg]

cont: she said that the guy turns out to be someone the drunk girl just met that night 

[crimeshetyped]

This is so smart, I would’ve never thought to do this and I’m glad there’s ladies out there who do and share it with us 💕

[nakaze]

[officialunitedstates]

reblog if you’ve been known to tell a joke once in a while

[divamancer]

Knock knock

[officialunitedstates]

xD that is my favorite one

[rocktheholygrail]

Bonus:

[divine-noire]

Shoutout to that ex that you never actually dated but when y'all stopped talking it felt just like a break up

[jayce]

[matamatamatata]

[mangafascination]

[waltprincesse]

[sailor-moon-rei]

by jaqirabbit