[gargolyeofolay]

[cummunistbussy]

the homosexual urge to drop random nudes in my mutuals’ DMs

[cummunistbussy]

mutuals are also always allowed to randomly drop nudes in my DMs btw

[alternate-route]

My life would be infinitely better if I just saw my mutuals penises every day

[julieterbang]

thepastatable__

[yavos]

If you got a big dick: Show me.

If you got a little dick: Show me.

If you got an uncut dick: Show me.

If you got a cut dick: Show me.

If you got a dick: Show me.

[frogsbtw]

[bambam62]

[gayartplus]

This series explores a particular subject of artists – the Solo Standing Male.

This sub series consists of photos of naked (or partially naked) men who, while they are standing alone, can be and probably were seen by a good many people. Guys who strip down in public because nudity is not dirty. Nudists and Exhibitionists alike. A group of men who I am a proud member of, as you can see in some of the photos.

To see all of this series (as much as has been posted) go here : https://gayartplus.tumblr.com/tagged/standing

Once again my blog celebrates the nudist/exhibitionist lifestyle, showcases gay art, plays with politics and enjoys humor plus a healthy serving of good old fashioned porn. Please follow me : https://gayartplus.tumblr.com

[bambam62]

[boredtojeff-deactivated20220512]

I just wanna see some of my mutuals in their underwear

[ousia-poetica]

Don't worry if your life is in chaos, you are like the universe itself and its law of entropy. もの久保 on Pivix

[magic-multicolored-miracle]

I really relate to Geralt of Rivia, because I too believe that the first step to solving any problem is a softly monotone but passionately felt “fuck.”

[everythingfox]

(via)

[earth]

[sistertaxon]

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

[thesylverlining]

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

[kittyknowsthings]

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety? 

[systlin]

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.” 

[totohoy-blog]

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

[systlin]

I mean. 

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.” 

[musicalhell]

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future.  So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

[fuckstaffposts]

Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

[rpluvsyj]

This post is a blessing

[wittyusername97]

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

[kitvalkyrie]

Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

Oh my god they were phishing

[everythingfox]

Headset kitty

(via)

[hunkygurl]