Life is weird, so I fit right in

I am Andrea. I am 26. I live in Central Wisconsin. I take pictures, draw things, and get really ranty about the world sometimes. Part fandom blog, part feminism blog, but mostly bird blog. Because birb.

[konayashi]

[themerrymisnomer]

ambidexterous:

Fantastic hybrids of menswear and corsetry by Sylvain Nuffer.

*walks to a corner and dies*

[guuest-deactivated20140905]

“it’s like freud always said,” says the ‘psychologist’ character in the movie, making everyone in the audience who knows anything at all about psychology flinch involuntarily

[furbearingbrick]

#do NOT say the name of this foul creature out loud in my house

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

If your New Years Resolutions don’t include “fight for Net Neutrality”, please add that. I’m tired of people saying it’s dead when it still needs to go through court. We can still fight for it! And we need to.

[halfknotangel]

[androgynosaurus]

Good good OOC TAZ things

because the fact this thing was made by three nerd brothers and their nerd dad is a cornerstone of what makes it so great

Griffin introducing an NPC and instantly going ‘shit I have to come with a voice’

Griffin coming up with a voice and then instantly retconning it because he hates it

The boys’ derisive yet affectionate mockery of their dad’s horrendously out of date pop culture jokes

Clint’s horrendously out of date pop culture jokes

The use of nicknames (Juice, Griffy, Ditto etc.)

The unironic use of the word ‘Daddy’

Justin growing outrage at everyone else’s lack of character voices

One of the players suggesting something really stupid and Griffin’s deadpan voice saying ‘you die instantly’

Something bad happens/is about to happen and you just hear Travis go ‘well tits’

‘which celebrity would you say this new NPC most resembles?’

Some dope plot twist occurs and one or more players breaks character to congratulate Griffin on how dope it is

Justin laughing so hard it sounds like he’s dying

Someone trying to surreptitiously open a bag of snacks but it ruins the audio and everyone else yells at them

Clint never knowing what dice to roll

One or more of them bursting into song

Someone making a hella good attack roll and Griffin going ‘holy shit’

‘You’ve solved my [X] puzzle!’

Someone does some crazy-ass stunt and it works and the others start cheering and clapping

[jeinu]

unbury your gays!! the hot new trope!!

[barack-sexual]

@ocpd-rose

[garfield-the-dealswarlock]

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ carey fangbattle and her gf killian ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[kironaskymage]

Magnus: If we see someone in a red robe, kill'em? Got it.

Lucretia: No - don't.

[skellyscoo]

That’s fresh as hell!

[eggmacguffin]

Photos That look Like Renaissance Paintings

[garfield-the-dealswarlock]

taako’s life is dope and he does dope shit

Justin McElroy (via garfield-the-dealswarlock)

[kironaskymage]

I think I look cute today :)

[kironaskymage]

Okay so I am going back through old posts bc I’m waiting for stuff to download and I’m bored, and like...this photo fucking HAUNTS me. I took this selfie in literally the only moment of minimal self confidence I’d had in *months*, and I still just look fucking miserable. Like, look at that forced smile and those dark circles. Fuck. I am so sorry, past Andrea. Your life got so, so, so much better. I owe you so much for sticking it out.

[lotsandlotsofbirds]

sleeping toucans (that is all)

toucan noises sound like loud snoring. are they awake? asleep? nobody knows

[11eagle]

No but look

they fold

into a small ball

their beak reaches their butt

RIDICULOUS BIRDS

[fionaostbyillustration]

Did you knowledge this origami

[giandujakiss-deactivated2021081]

REVIEW: Passengers Soils Its Escapism With Repulsive Reveal

Passengers' promised romance between Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt is bungled in a spectacularly sexist fashion.

I wasn’t planning to see this movie anyway because the trailer looked skeevy, but now that I know the whole plot I just want to kill it with fire oh my god

[tzikeh]

Holy shit that is SUPER-GROSS AND VIOLATING and every single woman should read this article, and then vehemently refuse to see this movie with anyone for any reason. In fact, this would be the first time in my life that I feel like I want to walk past lines of people getting ready to buy tickets and scream the plot of the movie at the top of my lungs. I want to spoil random strangers on the street. I want every woman who has a boyfriend or husband who wants to see this movie to explain, in detail, why she not only won’t see it, but if the guy goes to see it without her anyway, she will be GONE OUT OF HIS LIFE when he gets back. with the kids, if they have any.

(That may be a slight exaggeration. But only slight.)

[roane72]

That was actually worse than I expected. What the FUCK.

[tygermama]

Seriously the plot is grooooosssssssss and who the fuck thought this was a good idea

[medie]

I am firmly convinced the people who do the marketing should be the ones with final approval on scripts because they’ve contorted themselves with such skill that Gumby would be jealous to make this movie look like it’s ANYTHING BUT what it really is.

Like I just want one of these people to slap a script down in front of a director and go “this is a steaming pile of shit and you absolutely cannot afford the budget that I’ll need to make this look good.”

[quinfirefrorefiddle-deactivated]

@thebibliosphere @copperbadge Please warn people. Ugh, what is this, Captain Kirk would sit this dude down for a talk and then throw him in the freaking brig, 1967 was better than this, eww.

[thebibliosphere]

Oh sweet merciful gods no. Ew, no, no one go see this movie.

[groldergoat]

I did not even get from the trailers that they both didn’t wake up together. I thought they both woke up by some plot device meaning they now have to save the ship… not that he woke up by himself and then she woke up later to force her into a relationship with him.

That’s fucking sick man.

[wilwheaton]

We have the world’s most stable system not just because there aren’t tanks in the streets on election day, but because we have institutions that are strong enough to restrain the venality of individual men and women. And now, Republicans are not even pretending that those institutions should be impartial and transcend partisanship. They’re saying, if we can use them to destroy our opponents, we will. Something is seriously breaking down.

Republicans are now vowing Total War.  (via wilwheaton)

[thedailyshow]

Lewis Black has a message for millennials planning to sit out the presidential election.

[fedswatching]

well shit when you put it like that

[briennesjaime]

I love a challenge. And I love defying limitation, gender stereotypes, and people’s expectations of me as an actress.