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Beginning to write preferences.

[toastbutteregg]

does anyone else do this?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-memedaddy]

[booksfunquotes]

[thorgyorgy]

[peteneems]

[mhmm-honeybee]

mood.

[stream]

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS 1993 | dir. Henry Selick

[bitchycode]

accurate

[dulect]

me: texting him first is too desperate. in this age, a modern woman needs to be independent. i am a strong and busy lady. i will restrain myself, and keep myself an enigma.

me five seconds later: life is too short to not live your passions fully. i'm going to text first; i free myself from society's restrains. without risk there is no reward,

[etteraths]

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[stevienick]

[steampunkpirate131719]

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

[kawaii-ash]

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

[homotology]

And let’s not forget

[cosmic-dust-poltergeist]

I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

[mupparts]

yo is this real 

[cockhunt]

[versacekardashian]

When you see a spider by your foot:

When water gets into your ear:

When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

When your hair gets in front of your face:

When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

???:

[inwardglow]

this fucking gifset gets me every time

[marvel-x-deactivated20200121]

I think you’re looking for “when you walk into a strip club” on that last one

[kirs10]

me: i really love the show the office

friend: really? i didn't find it funny

me: *stares into nonexistent camera*