Shadow monster Halt au
Yeah it's a lazy... sketch? Just compared a lot of photos together

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Shadow monster Halt au
Yeah it's a lazy... sketch? Just compared a lot of photos together
Uhmmmmm Halt who age regresses but like doesn't even know what that is. Halt who gets super attached to his food and when people take it from him he completely shuts down. Doesn't even know he's going little all he knows is that he can't really think anymore, brain slow amd blagh, he's just kinda upset at everything. Will who tells Halt what age regression is purely because he thinks its interesting and Halt who suddenly has everything click and Does Not Like It. Does anyone understand
My darling Ao3ers. With all this Wattpad bullshit going on and the influx of people who don't understand what no censorship actually mean, it is our solemn duty to create disturbing, disgusting, positively unseemly writing for no other reason than to piss them off and prove that we can.
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"Crowley there's a demon behind you!"
"Oh... don't worry it's just Halt"
@that-one-enby-ranger-2000
Oh... can I include this in one of my (many) monster halt aus?
Made a (shitty) fem/teenaged/pre-transition/whatever the fuck you wanna call it Halt drawing
I call it "Princess, can you please sit like a normal person?"
Imagine Halts gotten so used to writing reports after missions and big things that it comes naturally to him so he wrote one after Skandia for Crowley and when he gave it to Crowley, Crowley was going to ask why he wrote one but he didn't and he couldn't tell him that Halt didn't need to write one because he wasn't a ranger at the time and that wasn't an official assignment, so he just let it pass.
It would probably be useful anyway
I like to think halt is extremely sensitive about the fact he temporarily wasn't a ranger . I like to think he can't handle jokes about it and crowley makes one before he realizes and halt goes to punch him but just shakes his head and walks away
I love this. Make that man suffer when the suffering is over. He really does seem like he would be really touchy about it. And it was probably lucky Crowley was the one that made the joke because if it was someone else, such as another ranger that wasn't him, Gilan of Will, they would be getting punched. Hard.
You say punch? More of a murder violence such as arrow in the back, knife in throat and possibly cutting off fingers and tendons:)
"Crowley there's a demon behind you!"
"Oh... don't worry it's just Halt"
Daily incorrect quote, 159!!
Halt: What’s up? I’m back.
Crowley: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead?
Halt: Death is a social construct.
I'm... not sure if I should post it
Im feel like this vibe from the O'Carrick siblings
Thinking about Halt and Pauline being angry together. Whoever they're pissed at would probably be terrified out of the mind. At least they should be
Halt: wait a fucking minute...
*grabs a spoon and a fork*
*the person who pissed him off is looking at Pauline in hope*
Pauline:>:(
*grabs a kitchen knife*
How does paramedic training go? Ik that Pritchard trained Crowley and Halt at some point in time but I’m guessing there’s multiple teachers?? Different classes you have to take n all.
Also, in this AU, how/why did Halt move over to Araluen? Was Pritchard visiting Hibernia for like a work trip or IDK medical conference and that’s how they met?
BRILLIANT QUESTION AND THANK YOU FOR IT I've been lacking in inspiration to start writing ! I actually had to Google this one because I'm not familiar with paramedic school, there's not too much info on paramedic school specifically because of the confusion between paramedics and EMTs, but it seems to be the same thing as EMT school, just longer (do not quote me on this I couldn't find solid info and I don't exactly have anyone to ask anymore lol)! with EMT school (in the United States, anyway) you have a couple 8hr classes a week for a few months, and then you need some ride along hours and you're cleared to take the nrEMT (nation registry). it's a long test with 70+ questions (more depending on if you get some wrong), and you have to pay to take it. you have to get a score upwards of 900 I believe? and then you get an email containing your EMT certificate! paramedic school is probably a lot different and from what I've seen is usually 2 years, whereas EMT school can be as little as 8 weeks (but is usually ~6 months) because paramedics have a higher scope of practice and thus a lot more to learn.
I haven't decided yet! I honestly haven't been too focused on the backstory and I realized that last night. maybe something similar to canon, ferris tried to murder him and pritchard was the paramedic who responded and it inspired Halt to join EMS. it's probably a coincidence Pritchard switched services back to araluen rather than hibernia (which for the sake of this au, we'll say Hibernia is just a town in another county) I do think I want Pritchard to be the reason halt learns though <3
Pauline is so fucking hot
As you met Halt here's his adopted son apprentice.
I think that Will's design is giving a lot of clues where his character arc is happening but it's still up to interpretation before I set any real lore here haha (yess I planed loreeeee :D ) also there are few details that might tell you something about Will here, I wanna know if you catch them ;3 really, please do because I worry that I might not made them visible enough.
And yes I want you to guess which animal is Will just because I can. not because I lost my motivation while drawing it haha... def not because of that :>
Tempted to start writing that fic I was gonna write where Ferris is apologetic and actually says sorry and then him and Halt make up and become brothers and best friends again but I need to finish the requested one I'm writing now and need to finish all my other 12 wips
WAIT WAIT WAIT...
YOU HAVE ONLY 12 WIPS?!
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
Inspired byhttps://www.tumblr.com/iwanttobepersephone/818885326357643264/day-8-resolve-they-are-showing-excellent-resolve?source=share
@iwanttobepersephone @that-one-enby-ranger-2000 and who ever the fuck posted something about trans halt
Trans Halt period cramp headcanons because why not (I had it written down in my notes as some headcanons to get down so let's get to it babyyy):
The moodiest bitchiest bitch to ever bitch
Cramps aren't usually that bad, just like a constant pain that's annoying and sore but tolerable for the first day or two but then it usually goes away and then he's fine.
However, now and again he will wake up in complete pain and agony and feeling likes he gonna throw up from the pain
If he wakes up in the morning feeling the pain, he will try and sleep in a bit more, and just smother himself with his pillow to block out the sunlight
Headaches all day everyday. Get that man some sunglasses it would help him so much
Tired all day everyday. He's like that anyway but it's worse
If it's during the time when Will or Gilan is around he's just got his hood up pretty much all day to try and hide from them how tired he is and how uncomfortable he is
Will be death glaring anyone within a hundred foot radius of him
If he's home alone he'll just pass out on the couch for a couple hours hugging a pillow. Occasionally hes done that while Gilan or Will are around but they don't say anything. Sometimes they get a blanket because they're just so sweet
Just carrying around snacks with him all day and don't you dare ask for any he is not gonna be sharing with you get you grubby hands away Will
Modern AU he'd just be carrying around a packet of chips the whole day or a small bag of m&ms
Unless the pain is unbearable, he will refuse to rest at all. And if he's comfortable enough around someone, like Pauline or Crowley, he WILL complain endlessly
Will fight you for looking at him wrong
If Pauline sees he's in pain she will either snuggle up next to him on the couch or in bed and keep him warm and just lie with him until he feels better or falls asleep
He does the same thing with her
Once again, just the moodiest, angriest, most feral little bitch the whole time
That's all for now. Obviously feel free to add your own.