need help hating?

you can caLL me vervec. asks open

[kismesis-help]

vervec . she/her . expert on aLL things pitch

asks open, be nice or i kiLL you

sometimes i reblog / make aesthetics about caliginous romance

[kismesis-help]

feeeeliing weeiird about my mateespriit beecausee eye kiind of (romantiically of coursee) hatee heer but 6hee lovee6 me and eye don't thiink shee has any neegatiivee bonee iin heer..

try biting her reaLLy fucking hard

[kismesis-help]

not to vague post about someone who isn't even on grumblr, but if you're hemoanon you are actual fucking pond scum. either reveal your blOOd color or cuLL yourself. i'm dead fucking serious

[ur-resident-violet-blood]

I NEED & PET

I need a pet

[fishfucker-clownlover]

heh... leans ()n expensive scuttlebuggy... hey...

[ur-resident-violet-blood]

OK&Y, I'M GETTING YOU PUT DOWN.

Okay, I'm getting you put down.

[kismesis-help]

pick a quadrant losers, you're aLL over the fucking place

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

[memorycycle]

excuse me sir

excuise me sir can i crush you and smash you repeadetly on your stupid head

[kismesis-help]

changed my quirk slightly, now aLL double leTTers are capitalized

[kismesis-help]

blew up eachothers favorite planets what now

ah fuck man this is a tough one. um. kiLL their lusus maybe

[kismesis-help]

zo like. how fucked am i if i cheated on him. zeven timez. and he found out.

thats like 4d cheSS flirting dw about it

[kismesis-help]

I WANNA. KILL HER. SO BAD. HOW DO. I NOT. DO THAT.

get an auspice

[kismesis-help]

t-top f-five w-ways t-to f-flirt g-go

1 threaten their life

2 physicaLLy attack them

3 openly stalk them

4 caLL them a slur

5 insult their lusus

[kismesis-help]

h0w d0 i keep s0me-0ne fr0m auspicing us

kiLL them

[grumblrs-kinfessional-booth]

(audio prompt) how do i get people to interact with da blog?

(cont. audio prompt) i dunno how diz zcythe workz at all

(end audio prompt)

[kismesis-help]

you just goTTa have fun and be yourself. or something

[kismesis-help]

hiw do i kill him

are you sure you waNNa do that... who wiLL be left to hate once he's gone...

[animentality]