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Man, Club Scum was better before it went all commercial.

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HEY SO, i ended up following my dreams and going all-in on nsfw stuff starting in 2020. i’m trying to keep a record that isn’t twitter (for obvious reasons lol) so i’m archiving the clean stuff and tumblr-safe crops of some of the less-clean stuff on @jimmyjimsjim. the uncensored work is on twitter and patreon under the same name, should you feel inclined to look for it

i mass-unfollowed everyone to clean out my dashboard, and because most people hadn’t posted in like...nine years. if you’re still here and you happen to see this, i hope you’re all doin ok

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hello

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i don’t have a good catchall for my art that isn’t twitter, so here’s some stuff that i’ve been posting over there. i guess i could get an artstation but artstation is so serious, and i’m a moron

anyway! angel and his demon boyfriend, who also doubles as his armor

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tumblr is making this real small but i’m posting it anyway. shout out to the five of us in this fandom, i still keep a candle lit for u~

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then the seven angels who had the seven trumpets prepared to sound them

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you bet your butt i’m reblogging this one on the big tumblr account

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How does one acquire such a majestic beast?

i made mine myself, using tutorials that i found on tumblr! here’s a link to a very good furby tutorial masterpost: 

https://rancidbunny.tumblr.com/post/165413841955/furby-tutorial-masterpost

the one thing that the masterpost doesn’t go into is how to construct a longfurby body, but it’s just a big ol’ tube with a plastic armature inside if you want your terrible child to be poseable.

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oh whoops i’m SUPER wrong, there ARE tutorials for longbois of all stripes in the masterpost

this is what i get for posting while sleepy

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How does one acquire such a majestic beast?

i made mine myself, using tutorials that i found on tumblr! here’s a link to a very good furby tutorial masterpost: 

https://rancidbunny.tumblr.com/post/165413841955/furby-tutorial-masterpost

the one thing that the masterpost doesn’t go into is how to construct a longfurby body, but it’s just a big ol’ tube with a plastic armature inside if you want your terrible child to be poseable.

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H E

this is LEON, he is approximately four feet long, with four peets and a fully poseable body and tail. he is a guardian to all furbs and loves them all very much

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what in the actual hell is wrong with me

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i need professional help but i made this and you’re all gonna look at it

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i don’t usually like to post wips but i just hadda share this

they are in the process of being colored to the best of my sparkly ability

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huehuehue

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Today the furbies did a little backyard exploring! It was SO BIG - maybe they will picnic here... FT Kween, Junk Food, Freesh Avacadoo, and Furby Kei. Pics taken by @furbsplosion !

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i really need a supervisor to keep me from drawing every dumb idea that pops into my head 

on a completely unrelated note, what if furbies were cats

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yeah the furby thing is continuing like i said it would

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A nice picture of furby Kei this morning! Dah a-loh u-tye!

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my beautiful child ;; eyes by starry tale dolls on etsy necklace made from claire’s and walmart detritus earrings from claire’s

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lmao i know i said i left tumblr, and the main blog is still dead, but i made a furby sideblog to have a place to post furb content without everyone on twitter leaving my ass

if you like furbies and a bunch of diy garbage, follow me @furbsplosion

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friends, i popped back in to check messages one last time and i got Tumblr In A Nutshell: someone accused me of stealing my own painting from another artist, despite both that painting AND THE TUTORIAL FOR IT having been posted on this tumblr and my DA way back in 2013.

tumblr. tumblr never changes 

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a gil elvgren/riding high homage for the season. happy halloween to whomstever out there is still alive and following this account~   

special thanks to every awful person on the discord server who encouraged this image, you are the true heroes

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