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sheepfilms
noise dept.
Keni
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
will byers stan first human second
Monterey Bay Aquarium
NASA
Xuebing Du

oozey mess
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hello vonnie

Product Placement
wallacepolsom

@theartofmadeline
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styofa doing anything
occasionally subtle
DEAR READER
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@kissmekeith
cats be like: ok im gonna radiate serotonin now
the only thing tumblr has ever marked nsfw of mine is a picture of my dog running through a field at sunset. we wanted you to get rid of nazis and porn bots but you left both of those and took out the majority of your userbase it’s literally SO funny and i have never seen anything like this. this is so much bigger than livejournal and ffnet’s purges. this is a dead asset now, a literal albatross around yahoo and verizon’s necks except i’m pretty sure you can show a picture of a dead bird just fine on here as long as it’s not got boobs. sorry **female presenting nipples. i guess means softcore gay porn and bara is still fine? well, thank god.
they could have purged the child porn tags at any time since 2012, like we’ve been begging them to the entire time. purged the rape tags. purged the violence and animal abuse and bestiality tags. purged people who posted child abuse like i reported 80 times. purged people that made death threats like again, i reported 8 million times and only every got back an email that said “can you give us more information about why this is bad?”
a lot of us were raised on here and it was a pretty fascinating ride. i made the best friends i’ve ever had here and i know i’ll always have this blog in some capacity but man. this was the weirdest move they could have made and the least effective. goodnight sweet prince.
lil babey
With less than a month left until the drop of the final season of VLD, I really want to thank the people that have made my fandom experience worthwhile. You’re all incredible and talented and I love you more than I’ll ever be able to say. In no particular order, here you all are!
@pining-sheith ★☆★ @studiomugen ★☆★ @sheithsunderground ★☆★ @tequieroshiro ★☆★ @belovedsheith ★☆★ @cervine-salad ★☆★ @214b ★☆★ @fluffysheith ★☆★ @hamlinart ★☆★ @iikaros ★☆★ @kingseijuro ★☆★ @vldsapphic ★☆★ @lelachen ★☆★ @juno8482 ★☆★ @k-o-a ★☆★ @joltikon ★☆★ @averylazydragon ★☆★ @eri-damon ★☆★ @zillabean ★☆★ @ringlovdraws ★☆★ @nightrobins ★☆★ @akeithinshiningarmor ★☆★ @poodled ★☆★ @keithkoganes ★☆★ @sealightly ★☆★ @amdvinci ★☆★ @soylante ★☆★ @haloblueboi ★☆★ @disloyalpunk ★☆★ @bosstoaster ★☆★ @starchildkeith ★☆★ @velowsa ★☆★ @zephyrmelrose ★☆★ @laserjeith ★☆★ @rachelhuey88 ★☆★ @nornier ★☆★ @hchano ★☆★ @paladinbluespace ★☆★ @itsiparwing ★☆★ @taylordraws ★☆★ @parparee ★☆★ @lanamaru ★☆★ @ganondoofs ★☆★ @tauxian ★☆★ @acekeith ★☆★ @sour-tail ★☆★ @captaintimber ★☆★ @nonis ★☆★ @justashance ★☆★ @spaceboykenny ★☆★ @ithiel-dragon ★☆★ @swangsart ★☆★ @ironinkpen ★☆★ @redlilyart ★☆★ @keith-in-shibari ★☆★ @windykink ★☆★ @elentori-art ★☆★ @asterein ★☆★ @sebayard ★☆★ @sleepyhunk ★☆★ @cryobeauty ★☆★ @altealy ★☆★ @yaboykeiji ★☆★ @anaake-art ★☆★ @yumikoyuki ★☆★ @sheithes ★☆★ @laithen ★☆★ @lospaladinesnegros ★☆★ @prospails ★☆★ @transbratkeith ★☆★ @alteami ★☆★ @solkorra ★☆★ @sheith-vld ★☆★ @hyteriart ★☆★ @yliseryn ★☆★ @yainedraws ★☆★ @dannijay-art ★☆★ @kissmekeith ★☆★ @delicourse ★☆★ @ikimaru ★☆★ @foxkunkun ★☆★ @ashterism ★☆★ @pynopi ★☆★ @confusedswede ★☆★ @sansllura ★☆★ @cherryandsisters ★☆★ @lunar-wanderer ★☆★ @petnursy ★☆★ @damare-draws ★☆★ @pussycat-scribbles ★☆★ @skydarko ★☆★ @bleusailor-art ★☆★ @maobebe ★☆★ @blackspaladns ★☆★ @synnesai ★☆★ @blueyblues ★☆★ @lancce ★☆★ @r-i-v-e-r ★☆★ @oneveryhornyunicorn ★☆★ @theolddarkmachine ★☆★ @what-the-floofin ★☆★ @inkforwordsart ★☆★ @pitchgold ★☆★ @belovedmentor ★☆★ @perzici ★☆★ @honestlyprettychill ★☆★ @akaiikowrites ★☆★ @phospenumbra ★☆★ @blacklionshiro ★☆★ @wicoppi ★☆★ @positivelance ★☆★ @noromojustkeith ★☆★ @merwild ★☆★ @baragaki-keith ★☆★ @mikael-art ★☆★ @clandestineknight ★☆★ @akrcos ★☆★ @shizumar ★☆★ @wipr0n ★☆★ @daimeiwakuvld ★☆★ @acatnamedskai ★☆★ @prllnce ★☆★ @hazelnatcoffee ★☆★ @jaja-han ★☆★ @peachyshiro ★☆★ @shirussy ★☆★ @copilotsheith ★☆★ @savethelastklance ★☆★ @spreadbeans ★☆★ @fudayk ★☆★ @notakeithblog ★☆★ @maikasa ★☆★ @kerberosheith ★☆★ @lance ★☆★ @shirowayfargone ★☆★ @gee-lil-shit ★☆★ @saltyshiro ★☆★ @breeeliss ★☆★ @joleanart ★☆★ @aneovi ★☆★ @nayuhs ★☆★ @queershirogane ★☆★ @shirosguns ★☆★ @kexith ★☆★ @ohlances ★☆★ @slouph ★☆★ @thevoltronpilots ★☆★ @pratktcven ★☆★ @intoxicatingred ★☆★ @lionpilots ★☆★ @wuffen ★☆★ @sheithss ★☆★ @garrisonsheith ★☆★ @takingshances ★☆★ @mads–hatter ★☆★ @foxyjoy-art ★☆★ @rou-tan-tan ★☆★ @marmoralance ★☆★ @ladygalras ★☆★ @shirosquared ★☆★ @jilli-bean ★☆★ @gitwrecked ★☆★ @somegoodsheith ★☆★ @atlashirogane ★☆★ @wolfpainters ★☆★ @pastelvoodoo ★☆★ @theprojectava ★☆★ @keiths-stupid-mullet ★☆★ @pining-keith ★☆★ @kcgane ★☆★ @protectorshiro ★☆★ @goodtohaveyouback ★☆★ @marmoraskeith ★☆★ @only-sheith-goodness-here ★☆★ @lightningstrikes-art ★☆★ @allthesheith ★☆★ @cryopcds ★☆★ @stargazershiro ★☆★
!! thank you! 😭🙏
That’s all you need
Piss off a short person and you’ll see
🍁 Autumn will bring prosperity.
🎃 Autumn will bring release.
🦉 Autumn will bring wisdom.
🔮 Autumn will bring peace.
you butternut fuck, you honey roasted shit
you absolute pumpkin spiced buffoon
you salted caramel bastard
my adhd ass when someone says something and expects me to be able to comprehend it the first time
“not adhd but-”
when tumblr’s weekly malfunction kicks in and you’re not sure if posts aren’t loading correctly or if there’s a new wave of nihilism memes circulating around so you get stuff like this
Me every day
god u r so hot when u say it right
ok very scary halloween story
I’m sitting at home, minding my own damn business when fucking Yorick (my personal skull, an old decoration that told jokes before it died a couple years ago) tells a fucking joke. Out of the blue. Not even a joke. “1…2…Boo!” He says cryptically, then he laughed and I fucking turned in my chair, pausing in my leisurely screening of Halloweentown 2 and drawing Hamlet. I put down my fucking tablet pen and go to Yorick’s spot on top of the microwave. He is silent, as skulls should properly be.
And I fucking turn him over
And I look at his fucking power switch even though I’m Positive this guy died years ago.
And It Wasn’t Even On Boys. It Wasn’t Even On.
Power switches mean nothing when you’re a fellow of infinite jest
Is it infinite jest if it’s one a.m. and it made me piss my pants
i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot
A sentence that starts with “i’m back at my ancestral home (lowe’s)” has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you’ve done it