I Ship Bullshit

Female. 23. Europe.

[kissmeyoufool69larry]

louis: i'll make this feel like home

harry: wherever i go you bring me home

[higheramerica]

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[metaf]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

Mexico legalized same sex marriage too! #LoveWins

[dead-kaworu-deactivated20160711]

first world people better share this im looking at yall

[lilsoutherncuss]

A little bit of light for the community in these dark hours.

[lady-feral]

Mexico legalizes gay marriage as we’re preparing to outlaw it once again.

Good job Mexico, and shame on America.

[russelbrand-deactivated20131217]

harry probably laughed at himself in the mirror for like 15 minutes

[wilddemonsonaleash-deactivated2]

Why would he laugh? He was seeing his dead parents. He probably cried a little.

[russelbrand-deactivated20131217]

[twopoppies]

Randy’s Donuts

So, for months I’ve been obsessing over Harry and that Randy’s Donuts sweatshirt. I mean, why on earth would Harry Styles have a sweatshirt from a random donut shop in Inglewood, California? 

I mean, for the most part he knows when he’s going to get papped so why does he keep showing up in that sweatshirt? So today I decided to drive by there since it’s not far from where I live. And what do you think I see LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT DOOR? THIS FUCKING RESTAURANT.

Louis. Yeah. Right next door to Randy’s Donuts is a restaurant called Louis. THESE TWO ARE SO FUCKING EXTRA I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I WANT TO DIE. 

Thank you @xabjectlessonsx for being there to let me scream at you when I needed to! LOL!

[1312civilisedneurotic-deactivat]

[no-chill-at-all]

[demisatyr]

that’s interesting considering he has a colorful history of his own

[lecardinalprince]

[tanookitoes]

i fcuking love how gays have receipts for everything 

[zerobasematthew-deactivated2024]

x

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere and I’m stark fucken naked. I’m also white as fuck. I glow in the dark. I make eye contact with the dude driving. I don’t make a move to cover up or anything because idgaf about being naked. I see his eyes widen….

With fear.

He fucken books it out of there like a bat out of hell.

And that’s the story about how I became a ghost sighting in a small town in New England.

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

Why does this have so many fucking notes??? I leave for an hour to watch a Dan Aykroyd movie and???

[scumbagsblog]

I need more context on why you had sex in a graveyard

[utena-gay]

tell me again how psychiatric abuse is somehow the same as conversion therapy

FUCKING TELL ME AGAIN

[thecw4kids]

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

[nauticalslumber-blog]

im honestly still waiting for this to actually happen

[twelves]

31daysoflarry day 31: happy one year anniversary of the larry hug day! ♡

please donate: louis’ birthday charity / harry’s birthday charity / redbubble

[oopslarry]

Meanwhile i’m like …

[laptopped]

do rude people know they’re rude

[rebelheartgirl2]

Nah they think they’re “real”

[hawaiiansdonotblog]

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

[wildestranger-deactivated202105]

Always reblog France is Bacon.