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me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion
Original text posts are a lost art
this job market is a fucking nightmare
Who's all the rage on this site nowadays?
donât like it when Iâm about to board a plane to America and discover it just came from there not one hour ago and is getting sent straight back, like please put this girl in the stables and give her some oats, rub her coat till it shines, sheâs earned a rest
Also there's the fact that having just escaped America, she has to return to America.
"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)
"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game
youâre a cutie pie and i want to try a piece
dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats
today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.Â
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had âofficialâ and âunofficialâ mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.Â
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donât forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
Hey quick question what the fuck
the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is
victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years
My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!
Lets glare at the intruder with Mama
the guy who wrote greek mythology
how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]
âyou have to stop buying every mug you think is cuteâ whatâs that? i canât hear you over the sound of all my mugs clinking together in the cabinet as i try to find space for this new mug i bought
Ariana is japanese again
No one even gaf
We don't have time for this