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Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!

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U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this

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Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.

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God bless this post pls share it far & wide

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I didn’t know shit about this. Wow.

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Someone once asked me how i knew when i was completely over you. One, when i stopped searching the emptiness for a whiff of your cologne, or a hand to hold. Instead, i filled the gaps with laughter. Two, when i bandaged up my exit wounds and held doors open for strangers who’d enter by night and leave by day. I no longer fear the day someone might walk out on me. Three, when my insides no longer floated in pools of antidepressants and sleeping pills. Four, when i sung in the showers and danced in the rain, again. You never liked me to do that, but you never liked me, anyway. Five, when i breathed a little more life into myself each time i wrote about you. My words no longer formed the shape of the soft curve of your back. Six, when i found old photographs but my heart didn’t ache, or tire, or break. Seven, when hearing your voice for the first time in eleven months didn’t leave me sprawled on the floor, sobbing, over phone calls that ran long into nights. Eight, when you kissed that girl and i cheered along with the crowd. Nine, when you looked at me and i looked right back. Unfaltering. Ten, when i think about that time you called me ‘unlovable’, and told me to stop loving you like it was a crime, i laugh, because i barely remember the warmth of your touch. Eleven, when someone who felt so much like home, ends up feeling like a graveyard.

i replied, “it was when i felt him slip away from the crevices of my mind.“ (via inkedwrsts)

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Reasons Humans are the cutest animals:

1. They know that automatic doors open by themselves, ut when they walk towards them they slow down just in case. Sometimes they hold out their hands and pretend it’s magic.

2. They adopt smaller animals and live with them in their homes, sometimes imitating noises and sounds in attempts to communicate.

3. When they see something funny on TV, they immediately repeat it, sometimes to other people who were already in the room watching to begin with.

4. When they like being around someone very much, some humans will take clothing items from the person to have their smell around when they’re gone.

5. Many humans will take their favorite foods away from their regular feeding areas and hold off on eating them until they are sufficiently comfortable and entertained, to maximize on the experience.

6. Sometimes, a human will associate a particular song with an individual or event, and the song will invoke deep emotional reactions.

7. While many humans prefer to sleep alone, a large number of them sleep better when in close contact with another human who they trust and enjoy the company of.

8. When a human is particularly engaged by an enjoyable task or hobby, sometimes they simply forget that their bodies require basic care to survive.

9. Sometimes the urge for them to sneeze suddenly disappears, and they become frustrated with their automatic immune responses

10. Some humans talk in their sleep, or make funny noises or breathing patterns.

11. When a human likes another human, they begin to imitate vocal patterns and mannerisms.

12. Humans come in a wide range of shapes and colors, and many humans will decorate themselves with flashy dyes or fabrics.

13. They will collect random objects with no set objectives in mind- they will gather items such as paper squares, lengths of fabric, puzzle games, and pleasantly-shaped rocks, which they will excitedly show off to other humans.