I want you to meet Glimmer Gaunt. Glimmer is my DND character. She's a fat black high elf warlock who was betrayed by who she thought was the love of her life and literally stabbed in the back and left for dead, and then she made a pact with an archfey to be so pretty and charismatic that what happened to her before never happens again.
In response to this trauma, Glimmer has taken to.... Stealing things, and also........... Chaos. Now, you would think Glimmer would take valuable things, and sometimes she does. Most of the time, she'll take an ID badge or batteries, a paperweight, something shiny but overall useless. Her inventory is just cluttered with nonsense.
The other thing she's taken to doing.... Is much more evil. While her party members are looking for clues and snooping through the computer, Glimmer is moving all the furniture an inch to the left. She's "reorganizing" the files in the filing cabinet. She's moving books on the book shelf. She's flipping photos upside down in photo frames, or pasting something to the photo like a kobold head where a loved one's head was. She's busy making it clear someone was here, but in the weirdest, most chaotic way possible.
She figures, if they're already branded as domestic terrorists, she might as well get to have a little fun with it.
And honestly, if you're not having a little fun with your slightly unhinged warlock who leans chaotic evil.... What's the point?
Anyway, she's off to appear as Flame Fatale in a traveling wrestling match and also infiltrate a cult pretending she's at least 12 years younger than she is to stop them from indoctrinating kids into their weird magical MLM.
