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Kit | She/her | 32 (18+ content ahead) | Bisexual Aromantic Genderfluid Disaster in a Semi-Functional QPR | Kitthekazoo on ao3 |

[sneakybiskit]

Works in Progress

Updated: 3/30/26

Ask Memes:

Send me a ✒️ and a wip title/code name and I’ll write three sentences on that wip and you get the sentences 

Send me 💯 and I will write 100 words in my current project, and share my favorite sentence/section.

send me a 🎁 and I’ll write five sentences of what I’m working on and share one

send me a ⁉️ and I’ll write 5 sentences in a randomly generated wip code and share the sentences, without telling you what wip it’s a part of

Send me a word and I have to work it into the paragraph I’m working on, and I’ll share the paragraph with you!!

WIPs:

"houses" - buck house renovation (endgame bucktommy) + housewarming (3/9 chapters posted)

"detective" - one night stand au (Moustead)

"in every universe" - serialized one shot smut (bucktommy)

Original Fiction:

Follow my writing side blog for original fiction @kithalstead and check out my original fiction Day Mistress work on AO3

Gays with Foot Knives (gay hockey novel series)

"Omg they were teammates" - forward who gets traded every year/goalie who's been on the same team ever since

"Knight takes Rook" - Captain who doesn't know he's queer yet/Rookie who's being abused by the general manager

"Play under review" - Friends turned Rivals on a charity road trip falling in love on camera

"Heart and Home" - Hockey Player/Interior Designer

"Mirror Skating" - Former figure skater with a TBI/women's league points leader

[sneakybiskit]

This email from Costco.....

It's just beach

[sisaloofafump]

Diana redraw 🙂‍↕️ of an older artwork of mine

Version without clothes under the cut

[uservik]

911 + text posts (15/∞)

[krocodilian]

🦈🐊

[v88sy]

Happy 🌈🌈

🌈🌈 Pride

[peppermintquartz]

I need a scene of Buck doing CPR on tommy intercut with a scene of him making out with Tommy the whole hands on chest lips on lips heavy breathing blah blah nonsense

[peppermintquartz]

BT Fairytale AU where born sorcerer Tommy was so frightened of his heart breaking that he cut it out and hid it deep within an ancient forest

And rumors grow of a precious treasure within the Curséd Forest (note the little hat on the e, it's extra cursed) that grants the finders their heart's desire

Except people go missing when they enter the Curséd Forest. It is Curséd after all.

And Evan the young, unloved prince who wants nothing more than to be loved, hearing about this treasure, and decides to prove his worth to his parents by locating it to give them their heart's desire — to have Daniel back as the heir to the throne

Since we're talking fairytales, we're getting magical talking animals and wise mentors and saucy companions, and Tommy who has disguised himself "helps" him but really tries to stop the prince over and over. He even turns Evan into a buck deer. Unfortunately his magical obstacles are nothing against Evan's sincere heart and sheer bullheadedness

and at the end of it Evan unearths the chest and opens it and there is a jeweled heart within, beating steadily, and when Evan picks it up, it beats faster. Tommy clutches his chest and gets ready to die

But Evan turns around and puts the jeweled heart into Tommy and looks into his eyes, unafraid and knowing

"You are the sorcerer of the crystal heart," Prince Evan says, and kisses Tommy. Tommy tries to ask about Evan's parents and their wish, but Evan just snorts. "If they truly desired it, they should have tried to search for your heart themselves"

Tommy holds Evan and asks, "what is your heart's desire?"

And Evan says, "to be loved fully and completely as I am, not as what someone else wants me to be"

And his wish is granted

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[sneakybiskit]

hey.... y'all.

I got a job. I start on Monday.

[wllbyers]

why give us tommy kinard and then do absolutely nothing with him

[corporatebanana]

kiss from a rose 💋🌹

bucktommy - 1k - general - alternate first meeting, ren faire, first kiss, gerrard-typical homophobia.

Tommy's retiring from the Ren Faire circuit, sick of working under Gerrard. For his last joust, he decides to give his rose, or his "chivalric token of affection," to Evan, a handsome man in the audience. Gerrard is, of course, weird about it. Seems like it works out okay for Evan and Tommy, though.

you can read "kiss from a rose" on ao3 here!

thank you @ambernotember for the beta read 💋

would you believe this is inspired by a true story? something like this happened at the ren faire i went to this weekend. wild times.

[niraves]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[probablily]

sometimes i agree with a post but i dont like your attitude

[shivanessadraws]

Lou Ferrigno Jr., Copic marker

[clovercalliber]

Do you guys like my nurse shark doodle