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#I'm laughing so hard right now #jo has cats

I'm definitely not the kind of person who enjoys sweets. Sugar tends to give me a headache and make me angry, so I mostly avoid desserts minus a few very specific exceptions. Today my fam showed up with one of them.

Three. Three fat, sugary, heavenly fucking tiramisu cheesecakes from Costco.

"We figured you could have one of them and freeze the rest."

Cut to me an hour later, covered in whipped cream and mascarpone, laughing like a witch over my ridiculously oversized cheesecake slices that I'm going to throw into the freezer.

I'm so happy.

#I'm anti sugar until I'm very much not #worst part is I'm also lactose intolerant #so these will probably kill me

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It's always nice to have such a unique injury that you confound both the techs and the doctor.

"You have a gushing head wound because.... soup fell on you?"

"A gallon bag of frozen soup, yes."

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I lived and now have four staples in my head.

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Went on to get the staples out and three different people went 'Are you the one who got hit by soup?'

'Yes, that's me. I'm very talented.'

dicedragonjo

It's always nice to have such a unique injury that you confound both the techs and the doctor.

"You have a gushing head wound because.... soup fell on you?"

"A gallon bag of frozen soup, yes."

dicedragonjo

I lived and now have four staples in my head.

It's always nice to have such a unique injury that you confound both the techs and the doctor.

"You have a gushing head wound because.... soup fell on you?"

"A gallon bag of frozen soup, yes."

#having a fun time in the urgent care #waiting to get staples

'Nightsong'

"There will be no unnecessary murder here today."

A seven piece dice set inspired by Vaelus of Campaign 4 of Critical Role, made with a core of purple-crusted black resin with color shifting mylar and glitter inside

These dice are shown polished but unpainted. You can choose your own paint color and (as usual) they're inedible.

#handmade dice #dice #dungeons and dragons #dnd #ttrpg #dnd dice #polyhedral dice #dice maker #terrible trio crafts #critical role #vaelus #vaelus cr

'Vanguard'

"I can tell you that my life will be in service of yours until my debt is paid."

A seven piece dice set inspired by Teor Pridesire of Campaign 4 of Critical Role, made with a gold crust and a pool of clear resin into which black, white, and metallic silver resin have been swirled.

These dice are shown polished but unpainted. You can choose your own paint color and (as usual) they're inedible.

#handmade dice #dice #dungeons and dragons #dnd #ttrpg #dnd dice #polyhedral dice #dice maker #terrible trio crafts #critical role #teor pridesire #cr teor

'Faerie Fire'

"A promise from a fairy is no small thing. Even from a fairy so small."

A seven piece dice set inspired by Thimble of Campaign 4 of Critical Role, made with layered pale green and blue green resin with opal glitter.

These dice are shown polished but unpainted. You can choose your own paint color and (as usual) they're inedible. Keep them out of your mouths, you goblins.

#handmade dice #dice #dungeons and dragons #dnd #ttrpg #dnd dice #polyhedral dice #dice maker #terrible trio crafts #critical role #thimble #cr thimble #thimble cr

'Reverence'

"Occtis. You wake up dead."

A seven piece dice set inspired by Occtis Tachonis of Campaign 4 of Critical Role, made with transparent purple resin poured into a splash of white with a silver leaf crust.

These dice are shown polished but unpainted. You can choose your own paint color and (as usual) they're inedible.

#handmade dice #dice #dungeons and dragons #dnd #ttrpg #dnd dice #polyhedral dice #dice maker #terrible trio crafts #critical role #occtis tachonis #cr occtis #critical role occtis

'Mask of Many Faces'

"I am a thing. I am a mask that can be worn. I'm a mask that wears other people."

A seven piece dice set inspired by Bolaire Lathalia of Campaign 4 of Critical Role, made with a layer of opal white and then topped with swirled black and red resin.

These dice are shown polished but unpainted. You can choose your own paint color and (as usual) they're inedible.

#handmade dice #dice #dungeons and dragons #dnd #ttrpg #dnd dice #polyhedral dice #dice maker #terrible trio crafts #critical role #bolaire lathalia #cr bolaire

'Portent'

"We're going hunting and it's bastard season."

A seven piece dice set inspired by Murray Mag'Nesson of Campaign 4 of Critical Role, made with color-shift resin and copper leaf.

These dice are shown polished but unpainted. You can choose your own paint color and (as usual) they're inedible.

#handmade dice #dice #dungeons and dragons #dnd #ttrpg #dnd dice #polyhedral dice #dice maker #terrible trio crafts #critical role #murray mag'nesson

I finally finished the last of the CR4 crew! Thimble, Azune, Hal, Occtis, Murray, and Bolaire - all as I imagined them as dice. I especially love the color shift in Murray's. Expect more photos and videos of each of these soon, and feel free to check out my store if one of them is calling to you!

Jo's click clack math rocks

They're so SHINY

#handmade dice #dice #dungeons and dragons #dnd #ttrpg

not100bees

It really might happen this year. I have a feeling.

not100bees

Look I hope everybody has lesbian sex and gets their license and moves out and whatever but this post is about one thing only and you guys are diluting its power. No offense I hope that all happens but this post needs to be aimed at one point and it can't move.

non-sims

I finally turned off getting emails about fic comments on Ao3. A handful of people were getting unpleasant on a 10+ year old fic and I've had enough. I might pick up writing again some day, but it's fools like these who have active fights with each other in a fic comment section that make me wonder if it's worth it.

#just me bitching to myself honestly #I'm old and tired #next step is turning off commenting all together

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