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relatable/humor blog if you Donāt smile I will personally cook you a pizza ā”
Insurgent- Veronica Roth
People hate that I flip two cigarettes Upside down in each pack for luck, But I hate that people notice When you gain three pounds, But not when you buy a new hat. Iāve been told that the way I sleep With one leg draped over The person lying next to me Is annoying, But I think itās annoying When people tell me I look pretty, But only when I paint my face. Iāve heard that old men Like to touch the girls who work late at bars, But I want to know Why they never kiss the women they married fourty-two years ago. Iāve noticed that mothers teach their daughters That itās rude to refuse a hug From an uncle theyāve met three times, But forget to teach them That they arenāt obliged to kiss The boy who paid for dinner.
(thewriterandthewildflower)
IāM NOT ASKING FOR āAND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!ā
IāM JUST ASKING FOR āAND THEY LIVED.ā
People used to say I was beautiful, you know...
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, āI donāt get it, can you explain itā
Then watch them crash and burn
Rape isnāt about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, āI raped you!ā, heās not calling the other guy sexy; heās saying he defeated him,Ā dominated him,Ā humiliated him. Thatās what rape is about, and that should scare you.
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forever reblog.
If you love someone, set them free
Set them free now
This is the police and we have you surrounded
To Kill a Mocking bird by Harper Lee
He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and thatās partly why they love me, and partly why they leave.
Jeanette Winterson (via wanduring)