Jules of Nature
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@kittenpants42
A Druid with a giant potoo as his animal companion(use the stats for a roc)
I see you and raise: A druid who is just a potoo with a large hat.
Don’t forget the occasional screams
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Oh, man, can’t forget those
Reblogging for the Potoo with a large hat.
Long time no post. #fullface #wingedliner #starwars #nerd #mohawk #septumbling
Bout to head out to do some important business! #selfie #filter #sorrynotsorry #vain #palebeauty #caramelombre #pinkflower #hairflower #wingedliner #frenchtips #needtofixmynailsup #eyebrowsonfleek #contouronpoint #IDGAF #MUA #Makeup #OnPoint #PinUp
Oh hey! Found this sexy lady! ;3 @namismi #selfie #sexappeal #sorrynotsorry #MUA #filter #nyxmattelipcream #browneyedgirls #wingedliner
My sweet Ferris snug as a bug! #filter #cat #kitten #catsofinstagram #bengalsofinstagram #LoveMyBengal #Furbaby #blondekitten #coppernose #greeneyes #BigDumbPaws #kittylove #burrow #laundrynest #sillyboy #cutiepatoot
Rocking the curls today! #selfie #filter #sorrynotsorry #vain #palebeauty #caramelombre #curlsfordays #lovelylocks #lovelylocks #curvesfordays #curvygirl #lovemybody #nyxcosmetics #nyxlondonsmlc #nyxstockholm #eyebrowsonfleek #blackmaxidress
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS
YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.
NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING
NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE
GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES thanks for the tip karkat
My wife just did this and has been running around the house screaming “IM A FUCKING GODDESS”
Its true, I have been.
I nearly died reading this glorious post.
It’s funny because it’s true. (via masipopal)
Fucking rude, Trump haha
Bless this man
Hold up.
Is this REAL LIFE?!
Hell hath frozen over
fox fans are so shaken up and angry in the twitter comments for this tweet
Is this fake?
Oh it’s real. I just went on their Twitter account and saw it.
Wow this is new. I'm a little reluctant to believe such a positive thing could occur on Fox news
Alexander McQueen at Paris Fashion Week Spring 2016
This is sooooo pretty. Too bad it would probably look like garbage on me. Such is my luck.
Valentines day with the love of my life! #selfie #filter #wine #love #lover #lovethisman #buncrown #RedLips #coupleoffuckingnerds
Happy Valentine's Day! #selfie #nofilter #nyxcosmetics #nyxmadrid #RedLips #MUA #eyebrowsonfleek #sexy #PinUp #bun #buncrown #crochet #roses #vain #palebeauty #Chaise #Lounge #lovely #sorrynotsorry
Feeling beautiful today. #selfie #sexappeal #sexy #sexyasfuck #palebeauty #PinUp #wingedliner #sorrynotsorry #sunshine #nyxcosmetics #MUA #browneyedgirl #eyebrowsonfleek #lovelylocks #longhairdontcare
Livin it up with my wifey! #selfie #sorrynotsorry #nofilter #wifey #waifu #lovethisbitch #besties #bestfriends #bffs #OnPoint #Makeup #beauties #naturalstyle #sexyasfuck
Went engagement ring shopping with my man today! Feeling super special! #filter #selfie #sexappeal #inlove #love #lovelylocks #maccosmetics #nyxcosmetics #nyxmadrid #RedLips #MUA #eyebrowsonfleek #fierce #palebeauty #PinUp #wingedliner #sorrynotsorry
Ready for a family gathering! #selfie #sorrynotsorry #nofilter #sweater #fairisle #wingedliner #PinUp #eyebrowsonfleek #winelips #MUA #Makeup #OnPoint #BowHairDontCare #Bow #longhairdontcare #lovelylocks #dollfaced #nyxcosmetics #nyxcopenhagen
