do you want to take this as explicit confirmation that balthazar turns 18 in the film? well, i certainly cannot stop you. i'm more focused on (and extremely amused by) the he/they pronouns. ok king!
cw: nsfw, mentions of guns, masturbation, stalking, gn!reader
an: most of these are crush/bf hcs!!!! i'm sorry for being gone for so long😢 currently writing this at 2:20 am in a hotel... apologies if this is messy
𓏲𑁘 let's get straight to the point. this man touches himself senseless to the thought of you. impressing you, kissing you, fucking you wait who said that, talking to you.. you name it. he gathers every piece of information about you that he got from your social media, watching you from afar or talking to you and uses it to larp on his instagram
𓏲𑁘 naturally submissive man. 100%. balthy is pathetic asf bro what'd you expect??? he is not a dom thats for sure
𓏲𑁘 larps everything tbh the only thing that is actually real about him is his crush on you. hey, balthazar has the same music taste as you? he got it off your insta stories and spotify playlists he found for some reason. balthy has the same interests as you? got it off your tiktok reposts. 😁
𓏲𑁘 all larp aside he's probably got his own stuff tho, just does it in private. hes a performative man so he obviously got the airbuds app and added you. turns ghost mode on when he listens to his own music. def a sleep streamer
𓏲𑁘 when he first met solomon and he taught him how to use a gun this corny ass bitch pretended he was "saving you"
𓏲𑁘 sometimes he watches porn and pretends its you guys when he gets really really worked up
𓏲𑁘 he tries to teach you how to use a gun and fails miserably
𓏲𑁘 when you guys finally got together after months of balthazar just doing everything you want/support to impress you, he's ecstatic. finally got what he wanted—you. don't know if he'll stop larping though
𓏲𑁘 this isnt a crush hc necessarily but balthazars hair is definitely extremely soft and he loves other people playing with it and saying that his hair is soft and nice to play with cause balthazar craves validation all the fucking time!!!! pathetic ass
𓏲𑁘 i think that balthy prefers thighs over anything lowk.... he likes to bury his face between them, kiss them and you know the other things he likes to do
𓏲𑁘 absolute ass at intimacy. hes so bad at it like i dont even wanna go into full detail about it. the best he can do is kiss normally
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