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*nervously waiting for child-surgeon instructions*

*observes her workspace and looks happy with it* Okay! .. *runs over to and hands her a string* Can you tie m’hair back I dun’ think you want that in you. *smiles and turns around and waits*

I made sure it’s all clean so don’t worry about ‘fections or anything. And I borrowed Morbid’s clor-oh-form so you’ll sleep good. *so technical*

O-ok.

*somehow has beat you there! is busy trying to push chairs and stools closer to a table. tiny little thing*

Don't rush though!

Mm I won’t! If I do I might mak’a mistake and kill ya’ brain. *giggles* Do you know where tha’ medical room down the hall is?? I can meet you there after I go n’ get my stuff.

No you were even smart before, and that /is/cool! How long will you need to prep?

Wha. Right NOW? *mental processing*

I’ll get some tools! *bouncy* Ohhh we can’t do it in the morgue, Morbid and brother um don’tlikepeople but that’s okay! I know all the clean rooms!

*shaky nervous smile* Y-yeah! I'm asking you because I know you're a genius, and GLaDE is being hard to convince.

*giggles* I’m smart ‘cause robot brain! *points at her head, whispers creepily* I can remember everything. S’cool.

How do you feel about helping me with a chip operation?

A chip? *only one kinda chip around here. squeals* REALLY??? *circles* Who’s it for? Is it for you? How come you’re asking me?? Is it cause Miss GLaDOS ain’t home? Did GLaDE forgetted how to do ‘em? Where did yours go? I put one ina kitty-cat once!

No, I was uh looking for you actually. I hear you've been practicing a lot in the morgue?

Me?! Really?? *there’s the spunk!* Yeah I have! Every day. I want to be as good as Morbid. *smug cute* I prob’ley really close now.

*awkward approach*

*been a while since she’s seen you, so she’s lacking a little pep* Are ya’ lost??

Yeah let's go! *picks up her kill and hops up on her two legs like a normal person.* Where's it at?

*totally not going to question anything, has seen way more weird*

Follow me! *cheerful, hasn’t had much company lately* .. Ohhhh. What’s your name??

*grins!* I don't usually pick 'em off. Sounds like it'd taste better that way!

I don’t think feathers would taste good. *makes a face* You wanna see the morgue? I can take you there, and I can get all the icky stuff off your bird!

Sounds smelly in there. You don't smell like dead things! *almost forgot about her bird!* Oh! I'm gonna eat it~ *grins. is BEST hunter!*

I take baths! Lots of baths! *is made to, is such a dirty little child*

Some other people like to eat rats and birds. Want me to help you take the feathers and meat stuff off it?! I’m really good at it!

*something twitches under her hood. strange* Sounds like work t' me. What's a morgue?

It is.. but it’s fun!

A morgue is where you take dead people. And animals. *oh!* My uncle helps fix people and other ‘droids too if they get hurt. Kind’a like a hospital I guess.

*catches the twitch but is too distracted* Your bird is gonna get gross. What you doing with it?

You got a weird uncle. 's k if you wanna keep 'em, but I ain't cleaning 'em. *suddenly sniffing the kiddo* You're one of the metal people. What's your name? Do you work like the tall scary lady and her kid?

*giggles more, this is funny!* I can clean the bones, I do that a lot for my uncle.

Tall scary lady..? *thinks* Mmm.. Oh, GLaDOS? Nope! I don’t work, I just live with my brother and my uncle in the morgue. *proud chest raised* I’m his assistant.

eeep! *the bird somehow gets thrown at a wall. if it wasn't dead already, it is now* uh- yeah. What, ya got somethin' against it? *she's still on all fours looking the kid up and down from under her hood.*

*shakes her head* Nope! Can.. I have the bones?? My uncle likes bones.

*strange skittering and hissing noises, followed by a dismayed caw and silence. An orange hooded figure on all fours is dragging a black feathery mass across the floor, their back toward whomever may be watching.*

*little child watches. until she disappears after a curiosity driven idea comes around*

*she loudly announces herself from behind the hunter with a giggle* You killed a birdie!

definitelynottheadventuresphere

“One would hope he wouldn’t be quite so stupid as to do anything besides leave quietly. A significant problem rose several months back that lost him any sort of good will, and the repercussions of messing around with invisibility would be no less for him than if the Idiot Unit or the Ugly Sphere were to try it. The Sissy Sphere isn’t half that moronic.”

Did Logic truly not realize this was not a situation to be in? This could possibly come to blows later if he didn’t back off.

“On more relevant topics, his little sister should go find a home for her new seed.”

thelogicsphere

“Perhaps I should not take such a risk, given who is ignoring me, but I would not be in such a situation as to consider it if the Fact Sphere had voiced his problems with me when they occurred in the first place.” No more pokes! “Several problems have occurred in past months, so forgive me for being somewhat in the dark.”

Pffft. Given all the messes he’s gotten into lately with other cores? He’s gotten pretty scrappy.

Though… yeah, Frick was a little more intimidating (and liked) than the likes of Morality.

kittiesandscience

Lydia continued to look back and forth between Frick and Logic, “Um.”

Maybe he wasn’t invisible? Maybe they both were just being big ol’ butts. They SEEMED to be talking to each other.. but not?

“I’ma go and plant my seed..” she meekly took her seed and newly found candy and slid right out of the mess, mumbling a thank you to Logic for the treats. Then she took off down the hall, leaving these two to continue ignoring each other or whatever they were doing.

Maybe they needed to hug it out. Be nice and just give big hugs.

#you two are crazy ima go plant my people eating flower

thelogicsphere

“There’s nobody else here besides the two of them. If the Sissy Sphere was here, it would be recommended he try somewhere else to be seen.” There had never been a blunter ‘f*ck off’ from Frick. Logic had no right attempting to be the angry one here; he was the one imposing, breaking the months of avoidance that had both of them happy.

He balanced the candy on her arms, even taking a moment out of his grumping to be sure it was tied shut and wouldn’t topple off or otherwise spill.

“You know, perhaps I am invisible. How silly of me not to notice.” Getting right up into Frick’s face was not hard, considering his only real obstacle was a much shorter child. He continued his glaring.

“You know, Lydia, we should take advantage of this. Think of the ‘pranks’ I could play.” And there’s a little testing poke to Frick’s arm. “Give me an idea, I promise you it will be fun. Perhaps I could rearrange his furniture, or ‘haunt’ the morgue for a few days.”

kittiesandscience

Lydia giggled, was it true? Was Mr. Sissy really invisible? The thought of harmless pranks or haunting was pretty funny..

But would Brother approve? She hasn't been grounded in a long time! She’s been doing really good! On the other hand though, this wouldn't ever happen again. And maybe he wouldn’t figure it out?

She looked up to Frick and giggled, “I was just messin’ with you, Mr. Sissy isn’t invisible, that’s impossible! But if he was I bet he could do whatever he wanted, specially if he had a really good first idea.” she hinted, horribly.

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