shitposts

a shitty sideblog for all my shitty posts

[primordial-khaos314]

Evolution of the Dream Daddy tag

When it was first announced: Look everyone here’s my dadsona and this is the dad I’m going to date. July 13th: Where are the dads?!?!?! July 19th: STEAM!!!! Let us have the dads!!! July 20th: aaaawwww poor Joseph. We need to find his good ending. July 21th: OH SWEET LORD HE BE A DEMON!!!!

[livvyplaysfinalfantasy]

[planeswarden]

all you need to know about me really

[ishgard]

a spoiler:

him feets dont touch the gotdang floor

[kitkat-oreo]

Sometimes I make shitty memes even shittier. I’ve been freaking out cause of the ch 129 spoilers so here’s my contribution to the discourse. Unlike Sebastian though, I already love both ciels.

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[sjflkansdfljaslsd-deactivated20]

a comprehensive collection of weird-ass wikipedia articles to read when you're bored

fair warning: while some of these articles are just silly or weird, i do like to freak myself out, so a fair amount of these are creepy and/or morbid! some of the links involve death and occasionally suicide, so consider this your blanket warning for potentially upsetting/tiggering stuff! also when you’re white-knuckled gripping the bedframe at four am because you’re too freaked out to go get a glass of water and you think there’s an axe-murderer in your closet, don’t go a-blamin’ me. you clicked the link.

list of unusual deaths

post-mortem photography

nocebo

list of people who disappeared mysteriously

vrillon

ancient astronauts

list of nuclear/radiation accidents

lord uxbridge’s leg

suspicious incidents at disney parks

demon core

milgram experiment

list of film accidents

collyer brothers

new chronology & phantom time

cosmic latte

list of sexually active popes

spontaneous human combustion

list of methods of torture

cellar door

voynich manuscript

tarrare

list of inventors killed by their own invention

zone of alienation

randy gardner

list of entertainers who died during a performance

dancing mania

vodka eyeballing

tacoma narrows bridge

troy huturbise

list of alleged extraterrestrial beings

lucid dreaming

son of sam law

mary toft

list of banned video games

elizabeth bathory

marvin heemeyer

list of serial killers

quantum suicide

mcdonald’s urban legends

cockle bread

list of reportedly haunted locations

ball lightning

mellified man

armin meiwes

mobius syndrome

moon landing conspiracy theories

the case of taman shud

the euthanasia coaster

capgras delusion

raining animals

voluntary human extinction movement

trepanning

s. a. andrée’s arctic balloon expedition of 1897

list of reported ufo sightings

astral projection

maximum lifespan

oscar the cat

mill ends park

criticality accident

words that mean opposite things

list of video games notable for negative reception

parapsychology

uncombable hair syndrome

gloria ramirez

that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is

spite house

john titor

list of unsolved murders & deaths

sleep paralysis

list of common misconceptions

ames room

list of impostors

korean air lines flight 007: alternate theories

list of political decoys

psuedoscientific planets

list of conspiracy theories

sawney bean

loudness war

body farm

list of messiah claimants

lazarus syndrome

betty & barney hill abduction

[creamsoup]

@moldytony

[stinkfight-deactivated20190822]

I LOVE POST MORTEM PHOTOGRAPHY THANK U BBY

[gramarye]

when morgana tells you to head straight to bed for the 500th time

[here-is-greenwood]

can’t be a furry if he doesn’t have fur

[pure]

thesis

The Chidori that Electrified the West: Sasuke Uchiha’s Impact on American Emo Culture

[gaypitbull]

“Why do you hate fujoshis/yaoi shippers?”

[kittybeards]

drarry shippers: who are you

scorbus shippers: we're you but we're not clutching at straws

[sylver-wrapped-candy]

dont ask what fandom can do for you but what can you do for fandom :u

anyway i made something called shitpost

oh and btw if anyone using LINE and interested, i have an account posting about voltage party apps 0:) heres the id–> @kmb3301u

[56blogsstillcrazy]

spoil her 2017

[punkscrunchies]

no offence but i literally cannot take this why cant you all go eat less shit in 2017 instead of making yourselves feel dead inside

[hwun]

I’m poor.

[trapcard]

The only thing i’ll feel after eating 50 nuggets is full and satisfied fuck you mean!!!

[useless-italyfacts-blog]

There’s no such thing as “pepperoni” in Italy, even though it is a corruption of the Italian word “peperoni” (sweet peppers). The most similar Italian food is “salame piccante” (spicy salami).

[tedywestside]

Then how do i order a pepperoni and pineapple pizza next time I’m in Italy?

[itsjaneshepard]

@tedywestside your pepperoni pizza is “pizza con salame piccante” and pinapple pizza is “ho bisogno di andare in chiesa a confessare i miei peccati pizza”

[linguistisch]

[dat-goat-boi]

My Fire Emblem Heroes team is just 4 Marths.

I haven’t spent any money on this shit. I have literally not gotten a single other 5 star character.

Except for 4 Marths. 4 Gold Marths.

[lordzuuko]

Call the po-lice and the fireman.

Tbh I have no excuse for this. I just want Keith and Shiro to sing like idiots in their disney alien shirts wearing glasses. Fight me. (ง •̀_•́)ง Redbubble