the worms will come for you

nat | 32 | sweden | ao3 | bluesky

[gothicpetrichor]

MUSE RBC Amphitheatre in Toronto, ON — July 15, 2026

📸 Seth Mandel

[lakevida]

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progressive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

[paceypeternathanslawyer]

Top 10 The Mentalist Episodes Per Season ↪️ #9 - The Silver Briefcase (7x05)

"Aren't you happy now?"

"I am happy for the first time in you know how long, but I'm scared."

"Jane, one of us could get run over by a bus tomorrow."

"Not if we're on a beach in Polynesia. Buses can't go on sand."

[feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cherrylng]

Matt Bellamy - Muse [NME (June 10th, 2000)]

Photographer: Kevin Westenberg

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[jetix]

2025-10-28

[ewaneneollav]

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

[deadandphilgames]

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

[oneheadtoanother]

[wildwildtarget]

PATRICK JANE & TERESA LISBON Always Bet on Red 

[boccher]

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

[the-carnival-of-time]

Yeto bully twink

[effinbirds]

[writingdose]

being a writer is fun

[thankunexts]

I do not believe this darkness will endure.