category 9 autism event

kitty. 25. any pronouns. just a little guy

[niceinchnails]

im having post-bit clarity

[eveninginparis]

we were put on this earth to eat sandwiches

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[angelic-soyo]

hitting an angel’s halo with a tuning fork and the halo stays perfectly still but the angel starts vibrating

[certified-cervid]

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

[segamascott]

[lordeboy]

What I eat in a day as a low agency emotionally manipulative performative metrosexual avoidant ADHD Adult male

[whisper-and-tangle]

the playing with blocks meta is crazy

[segamascott]

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[segamascott]

in bed melancholically jiggling my cheeks #ennui

[gazeldhazel]

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[realagent47]

it’s impossible

[organicmatter]

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

[vanglaggle]

me: wow im super sensitive and emotional right now. what the hell is going on

the notorious menstrual cycle:

[dogpuppy]

[whoiscallingme]

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes