for three thousand years kittybroker and kittysocialist have been locked in eternal combat... unable to come to an agreement...
so i'm doing it for them :3
don't be afraid to ask me to take a rb of your cat down!! send me an ask, dm, don't be shy! i just wanna spread love and peace in da world,,, not annoy u lol
tags
#kitty compromise - posts about kitty compromises
#not kitty - self explanatory
#half off - for when i reduce the kitty's price by half
#split custody - for when the kitty stays somewhere for a certain amount of time
#other deal - any other kind of deal
#kitty's paw - for when i'm not bringing peace upon the land, but instead selling kitties cheap... for another kind of price... (it's just a monkey's paw thing)
submissions
feel free to tag me in posts!! you can also submit kitties thru the ask/submit button!! please no anthros or humanoid kitties tho
Below is a very important yet heavy update on me and how it affects the game's (Downtime) progress.
You have no obligation to read this, but it's appreciated if you do.
Im not sure how to explain in nicely, so i won't.
I might lose my place to live due to the people i live with, family, just not being able to manage how they should, something i realized due to therapy and outside opinions from multiple people.
Im so tired to keep giving what i have just so we can survive and ive been doing it for 4 years maybe? I am the youngest of us 3, i just turned 18 last year - god damn it! I shouldn't have to worry about what they mess up- its not my fault, and i just have to DEAL with their mistakes.
Ive been told the power might get cut too due to their lack of ability to manage, so i most probably will move out with my therapist's help if i can, which i believe will be extremely difficult and draining but a bit easier with said therapist's help and ultimately better in the long run, even if i gaslight myself into thinking the situation isn't as bad.
Due to everything said above, i decided to put this project on hold until im secure again. until i can focus on other things than only survival.
I hate to even put this in a post but i do feel like its necessary. I have a KO-FI. No one is obligated to donate, i just wanted to mention it in case someone wants to support me in one way or another and I want to mention that the people i live with are not aware of me having KO-FI, redbubble or paypal, so the money is just mine alone.
Support ☆ Chaotic Man Named Oliver ☆ On Ko-fi. Ko-fi lets you support the people and causes you love with small donations
That's all for now, i might post updates if im able to, but for today? I just want to sleep and rest and worry about more of this tomorrow. Thank you for reading and i hope you have a good day or nights rest despite this♡
get this little fella for a mere price of $8.41! they'll be a wonderful companion for many years! they even know tricks! however, to own this friendly creature you must bring it's cactus companion. this kitty utterly despises the wonderful dancing cactus, frequently screaming at it! but this kitty needs the cactus to survive! oh no!
this kitty is so beautiful! this is the most beautifulest cat, guaranteed to win Every prize! feed her everything in your pantry to make her even more beautiful! help her ascend to godhood for the low price of All Food Forever!
this kitty cat tells jokes! have this joke-telling kitty as your own for just $2.08! listen to the jokes coming out of this adorable face forever! i mean it. forever. this cat will never stop telling jokes. it will whisper them to you in your sleep. you will never know rest
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Par for the course, got double charged for my psych appointment which means Im out $390, Im going to call them first thing in the morning but as people may know stuff like this doesnt tend to clear up quickly and I need to pay the rent asap (I should have done it already but I was waiting on Stripe). Im sorry to ask for more help but thats the nature of being a marginalized person in this country. Please help me out Im a disabled trans woman.
PS: if you want me to pay you back if i get the money back please leave that info in your donation note and I will do so
Cashapp: $cmder
Venmo: agief
Paypal: https://paypal.me/agieocean
Edit: updating now that my insurance and other bills were taken out (😞)
get an interview with this stylish fellow for just half a gallon of blood!! pay an extra quarter gallon for this beast to reside in your home! once they get in, they'll never leave your side! a true companion! but make sure to get plenty of iron! this kitty is very hungry!
ETHELDRED THE WHITE WILL GRANT YOU KNOWLEDGE. THEY WILL MAKE YOU RICH BEYOND ANYTHING YOU COULD IMAGINE. YOU WILL NEVER WANT FOR ANYTHING. THE KNOWLEDGE YOU WILL GAIN WILL SLOWLY DESTROY YOU FROM THE INSIDE. WILL IT BE WORTH IT? WHO'S TO SAY. BECOME ENLIGHTENED IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION.
this fuzzy beast can be purchased for just three dollars! watch in delight as this kitty smacks everything out in the open! just make sure to reinforce your walls, this kitty is stronger than a bull! they have demolished twelve whole cities! they will demolish more! be the first to stop their path of destruction and win five hundred dollars!
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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.
george the ocean kitty will power your home! buy him for just three cents a month for the rest of your life! the power of lighting flows through his veins, making him able to power a laptop with his kitty purrs! he's even environmentally friendly! but beware... if you rage quit a game he will consume your device... like a spider recycling its web...
I've always heard you shouldn't make eye contact with animals, and that cats will like the person that ignores them, but that does not apply to Brioche.
the Blue-Eyed Starer can be purchased at the low low price of constant surveillance!! This kitty will watch you constantly, keeping you safe from Criminals and Evil Boys!! you will never know a moment of peace as you gaze into the beautiful eyes of kitty brioche
