Almost Certified Cat

I'm actually a weeaboo w/ no life.

[littlealienproducts]

[aquaiights]

i love my shiny doggo!!

[unseelie]

🐌

[76istracersdad]

the incredibles dinner scene but with the reyes morrison mccree oxtons

gabe: whats wrong jesse? you’ve barely touched your food

jesse: i’m not hungry for meatloaf

gabe: well, it’s leftover night. we have pasta, steak, what are you hungry for?

lena: hanzo shimada

jesse:

[76istracersdad]

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[ishkia]

I hope you don’t mind but I drew your cat

[moranion]

i mean, this is pretty much the pinnacle of all things good and bright. a glitter kitty. 

[guam-deactivated20240602]

this is the fucking funniest Genji video I’ve ever seen

[teamgorocket-blastedoff]

this isnt even that funny but i laughed making it

[runningwithhelicopters]

Pointing intensifies.

[roughlynothing]

when me and a friend see each other in public

[agapet0s-deactivated20190503]

@twobeginnings

[residentevil2remake]

overwatch challenge: ¾ legendary skins - Corsair

[bluebloodtanuki-bbt]

Immediate headcanon that Reaper is terrified of this women. She also looks like the kind of lady that calls everyone ‘dear’, ‘deary’, ‘darling’, ‘sweetie’.

[debbie-sketch]

Hogwarts Houses common rooms in Halloween season 

[sagihairius]

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

[hotvampireadjacent]

one time i sneezed while in a public restroom and someone said “bless you” and i felt vulnerable

[uchidachi]

I always see people asking, “How do I choose a kitten that will become a loving and outgoing adult cat?” Here is my foolproof, never-fail method: 

Step 1: Go to your local animal shelter. 

Step 2: Adopt a loving and outgoing adult cat.

[calocreek]

I can’t be the only person who ships their own pokemon together. 

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

It’s always kind of funny when the Powerpuff Girls, in fanart, are drawn with fingers and noses and toes and stuff and it’s like…they legit don’t have those in canon. It’s not just a style choice, they actually don’t have fingers and noses.

I mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand to things to pick them up (S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis)

And in Oops, I Did it Again (s06E04B) the girls, when made without Chemical X, come out “normal” and do have fingers, feet, noses, and normal faces.

So like…when everyone in the show calls them “bug-eyed freaks,” “pumpkin heads,” etc, they legit mean the girls have big round heads, giant eyeballs, and stump limbs.

I think it’s safe to say that the Powerpuff Girls are objectively horrifying. I want to see fanart of that.

[teacupballerina]

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

SWEET JESUS

[iguanamouth]

alright i realise im a little late to the party here but going back to how the girls are able to grip things despite not having fingers

at first i thought maybe they could have tiny hooks at the end of the stumps that would snag onto surfaces, similar to cats tongues ( and yeah alright spiderman ) but the issue is that they probably wouldnt be effective for smoother surfaces

they could also have wrinkled pads like geckos feet that could cling to smoother things no problem, but then the problem is maintaining enough suction to actually lift and carry an object

i fear the solution may be something even Worse

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

this better not take any more wild turns

[uncannyxiuman-archive]

Hey, y'all, I know a lot of us feel like we are just barely hanging on, just barely living our lives, but it’s far better than the alternative. I’m so proud of you for still being here, especially if you’re having a hard time finding reasons. I believe in you. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[paulthebukkit]

D E S T R O Y E D

[expcake]

these videos are the bottle flips of botw

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This is crAZY