counterfeit truth

machine talks to itself

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hmm whenever they want

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i want to rollerblade. not bc it’s fun at all, but i just want to do smt i’m bad at.

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ok but you also have to know i’m not super good at noticing things at all

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they were from our hometown but lived in a cave

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posting literally any piece of fanart of an inaccessible cartoon show to my blog and seeing how many notes it gets

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did i just see a rainbow OR am i hallucinating bc i’m like two dozen worms deep

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i just realised i do not believe in human rights bc they grew out of catholic dogma for example!

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i’d be a good business partner! i have lots of ideas, writing with no legs, i’m willing to stay up all night, and helping me is tax deductible!!!

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it’s perfect weather for crocheting something that will go in your closet and never be touched again .

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boss how come you ask me what diverse interests we have every week so you can mark down fake classes or do is it just because you don’t know how to use a computer if it’s the second one i can help you

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i spend a lot of my personal and private times devising plans to make different things explode, not for malicious reasons i should clarify, mostly things that can be replaced and using means i have at hand and would clean up afterwards if it breaks, personally i find the operations of controlled explosions extremely fascinating and would like to be able to do it at home. one such little personal plan i have that’s the easiest it occurred to me i’ve never shared is putting iron and steel wool in vinegar in a closed jar. i want to try it because it’s by far the least explosive act of controlled explosion that would need me to separate it entirely from in any easy way while also needing me to buy nothing (besides the steel wool). there’s a lot of paths of little and fast burning vapour, but i think mostly it’s just it’s going to make iron(II) basketweave i’ve heard.

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what i do when i have intensive cravings for something

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guy who wants the perfect quiet neighborhood to raise his kids except that neighborhood is chicago.

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don’t bite gandhi don’t bite the dalai lama

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good news! i posted a new short story on my blog! (yes that is good news because i’m clever.)

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fiery flying serpents in modern religion

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i think podcasters for themselves should talk in the mic as if they are talking to the child of a friend who has borrowed their phone bc i think that would just be overall more funny