Raining on everyone's parade

Stephi ☀ been 17 for 4 years now ♀ Scottish ☂ ║█║▌║█║▌│║▌█║▌║ 01031989-50457

[0ci0]

[nauticalradical]

there's only two emotions:

1. mood 2. big mood

[kant-deactivated20190908]

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[erarg]

[traicionerra-blog]

[unclefather]

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[madcrafter1-deactivated20190322]

Why am i laughing so hard?

[drawnsnake]

THE FUCKING HANDS

[memewhore]

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[featheredclaw]

WELP

[straightboyfriend]

true story 100% real not lie (not fake all real)

i was on a boat in the middle of the ocean & a shark kink shamed me so i punched it & all the fish cheered me on & clapped

[dlubes]

this is true i was one of the fish

[210pm]

im the shark kink

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

[5oil]

[fixc-deactivated20160520]

timboblr is TOXIc

me, a harmless beepdeep shipper: salutations

AN EVIL SJW:

[crunchingonicedcoffeesugar]

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

[hannahhhbieberrr-deactivated201]

*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*

[crunchingonicedcoffeesugar]

sorry you didnt like this hannah bieber hercules, shoot me an email and we can discuss what content you’d rather see in the future. 

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

[weirdbooksifind]