Kiwis Are Spoopy

Hello I like Kiwi.

[ariandjaidenfan]

if you reblog this you’ll die

[kiwi-the-detective]

*Who Posted That Theme Song Plays*

Me:

[kiwi-the-detective]

Holy Shit

[kiwi-the-detective]

if you marry your mom you’d be ur own child

[kiwi-the-detective]

why do people consider it more normal to talk to a dog yet having a political debate with a pigeon is considered weird?

[kiwi-the-detective]

*you’re

[kiwi-the-detective]

if your ever broken just break dance

[kiwi-the-detective]

*you’re

[kiwi-the-detective]

Spoop time

[kiwi-the-detective]

[kiwi-the-detective]

I realize I accidentally put a picture of Scott Morrison in there but I mean I guess he’s pretty scary too

[real-pcys-deactivated20190118]

hi you all have two choices either I reveal my deepest secret or i show u all my tiddies choose 1

[kiwi-the-detective]

I’ll choose Choice Three: hear you sing despacito

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[kiwi-the-detective]

[kiwi-the-detective]

Spoop time

[kiwi-the-detective]

[kiwi-the-detective]

what’s it called when you die again?

[homelessicelandicmeatball]

i think you mean Die.

[kiwi-the-detective]

ye that one

[kiwi-the-detective]

is being gay gay since it’s being gay

[kiwi-the-detective]

what’s it called when you die again?

[kiwi-the-detective]

if this is scissors 

than is this a scissor

[kiwi-the-detective]

if your ever broken just break dance

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

Hillary Clinton began her career as a class traitor early.

[tariqah]

Cool as can be

[nefepants]

I’m the reactions in the audience

[memecucker]

She looks like the hippie girl from Big Hero 6

[kiwi-the-detective]

She looks like she’s on drugs.