Keepcalm&carryon

hello. c: My name is Chiara. I may not be serious most of the time, and I may/do find almost everything hilarious, I can be artsy and hardcore when I need to be. I love playing around with photography, crafts, and music, so just wait, it may take me a while for everything to get on here. Don't worry though, it will get on here. I do have my fair share of causes that I believe in, you may or may not get to see them, but in the end, believe big things, and do what you can to help the world and your fellow earth-iens, for when you need help, they will pull through in the end. c: <3

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

[jackafz]

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

[just-for-grins]

[gothicprep]

FUCK GHOSTS MAN

[fema-camper]

Ouija boards are not a fucking game

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

I once did a ouija board with someone before at Mountainview cemetery in Vancouver trying to contact GHOSTS after we saw one (a ouija, not a ghost lol) at a Toys R Us. We had a case of newcastles and got right into the boozing and contacting. A bunch of korean war vet ghosts buried there immediately told us to fuck off and refused to continue with the ouija bullshit so the eyepiece just didnt move after that for several questions or so after, as if they were angrily ignoring us for disturbing them lol

After a little while, we got in contact with two other spirits that I found were specifically hovering around me. One was a female spirit with a bizarre wacky name who thought I was cute and the other was a little boy from the 19th century. We asked if the boy was buried in the cemetery. The boy said no. We asked where he was from. The little boy was from europe. Confused, we wondered if the boy was an immigrant from europe living in vancouver who died and was buried at the cemetery. No, the ouija stated. The boy never lived or visited Vancouver during his life. Where did this spirit come from and how did he find us? The spirit stated he had been following me specifically for years already. More confusion. This ghost was from Europe but has been in vancouver following me for a while already but never once been here?

I distinctly remember the chill that went up my spine when I suddenly remembered that in 2006 I went on a high school trip to Italy. I asked if hes from Italy. The ouija glides to “yes” Is that where you saw me? “yes” The wandering boy spirit saw me during my high school trip and decided to follow me ever since. We packed up the ouija board and left.

[deathgarden69---moved]

you got a cute lil italian ghosty boy following you around and keepin you outta trouble because e saw you and liked you you have been blessed with a nice ghostie that is amazing

[derekzane-deactivated20150820]

[megustamemes]

Bill Murray on the Late Show through the years.

[fuckinglovebrit]

[yungcoochie-blog]

and yet 2007 still happened

[hugglez4eva]

Just shows you that you can get back to a better place even after reaching a low point

[iamnotathornbird]

this is actually really inspiring.

[stand]

I love

[thoughts-memories]

[2893071298743-deactivated202104]

[snotpunx]

andy dwyer’s reaction to sexual harassment is exactly what it should be

[did-you-know]

Frankenstein author Mary Shelley kept her dead husband’s heart and carried it with her for almost 30 years until she died in 1851. It was found in a desk drawer a year later, wrapped in a copy of one of his final poems. Source

[did-you-know]

Alexandra Kehayoglou uses scraps of wool from her family’s rug factory in Buenos Aires to create rugs that look like real landscapes. 

Source

[cassandracalin]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by C. Cassandra

[fuck-benedict]

how do u fit an elephant into a safeway bag

[queer-ofhearts]

I don’t know

how do u fit an elephant into a safeway bag.

[fuck-benedict]

u take the s out of “safe” and the f out of “way”

[freepalest1ne]

But there’s no f in way??

[fuck-benedict]

[freepalest1ne]

Are you freaking kidding me

[manafromheaven]

IM LAUGHINH SO HARD AT WORK IN THE BACK ROOM

[eikadan]

[ohzephyr]

[d-r-e-a-r-y]

[slimetony]

There’s a Burger King rugrats watch in my closet that’s gone off at 2:30 am every night for the past 15 years

[ghostfromzanzibar-deactivated20]

you should get rid of that

[slimetony]

Why it lets me know when it’s 2:30

[ghostfromzanzibar-deactivated20]

why do you need to know when its 2:30 am though

[slimetony]

Most people don’t even know there’s a 2:30am because they’re busy sleeping; I consider myself lucky to be privy to such a secret

[foalsperm]

[memewhore]