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[nikoco11]

vy tail explorations … it’s comforting to hold, especially when she misses family

[eddieeeez]

love how backtracking rewards you with funny shit

[nayohme]

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

[nayohme]

all the people saying “you fumbled this girl! i want her” how does it feel to be a sucker

[jessebloom]

>book described online as full of perversion and shock

>open book

>stuff that’s understandable or explainable in the context of the narrative

[veroniccordion]

im 12 years old and this is my deltarune oc hes name is flowery and he has maximum stats in all stats and he has unlimited money and hes really good at everything and hes asgores best friend and and everyone loves him

[sandmandaddy69]

[jollybelieverwonderland]

[natalieironside]

The thing is that there's no line. For men of power and authority, there is no price that's so high or depravity so low as can't be justified if it furthers that power and authority. It'll keep going until they've debased themselves in ways you could never have imagined and people still won't believe someone would do such a thing.

[natalieironside]

Comrade, it is about every country

[muddypolitics]

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

[buniix3]

i still have hope he'll win look at that crowd

[goblin-steve]

I'm about to become a viral sensation. That's right, the doctor said I'm infectious

[goblin-steve]

I'm in your computers

[goblin-steve]

Uh oh

[puncertainty]

a leap of faith !

[science-officer-spock]

[flowerkirks-deactivated20140917]

#this is the beginning of a porno oh my god

[spirkonbaby]

Bones: You think two of us could take a drunk Vulcan?

Jim: Yes Of course

Bones: Okay good cause you know they’re 3x stronger than us

Jim:….Oh you meant in a fight

[croaksac]

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

[incendavery]

DONT ask why corvid isnt wearing a shirt bc the answer is embarrassing. (i forgor to draw it)

[klapollo]

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

[triplehamburgerjack]

Their other brand is EARTHBOUND ORGANICS!!!

[bedupolker]

politicians will name their proposals "the act to defend freedom and justice by the honesty coalition of friendship" and the contents will be a comprehensive plan on how the state should spike the tap water with giardia and start guillotining elderly golden retrievers in public