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[coelestihierarchia]

is getting a girl poison flowers romantic as long as you get her the antidote to the poison from the flowers also? y/n please respond

[kiymiyaah]

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[kiymiyaah]

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[kiymiyaah]

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[preciousbabyangels]

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[kiymiyaah]

@coelestihierarchia yes

[kiymiyaah]

 iwant eggs

[coelestihierarchia]

sure you got enough girlfriends yeah i wanted to be safe so i ordered zero girlfriends that’s no girlfriends i have no girlfriend

[kiymiyaah]

stu that’s no girlfriend oops

[coelestihierarchia]

kiymiyaah replied to your post:it’s not that funny

an egg stu that is one egg oops

rafiq’s newly single if anyone’s wondering

[kiymiyaah]

sure you got enough boyfriends yeah i wanted to be safe so ordered a gross a gross stu that’s 144 boyfriends oops sure you got enough boyfriends yeah i wanted to be safe so i ordered 144 grosses 144 grosses stu that’s 20,736 boyfrinds oops sure you got enough boyfriends yeah i wanted to be safe so i ordered a googolplex a googolplex goddammit stu that’s 10^10^10 boyfriends its literally more boyfriends than can fit in the entire known universeoops sure u got enough boyfriends yeah i wanted to be safe so irdered an boyfriend an boyfriend stu thats one boyfriends oops

[kiymiyaah]

sure you got enough eggs yeah i wanted to be safe so ordered a gross a gross stu that’s 144 eggs oops sure you got enough eggs yeah i wanted to be safe so i ordered 144 grosses 144 grosses stu that’s 20,736 eggs oops sure you got enough eggsyeah i wanted to be safe so i ordered a googolplex a googolplex goddammit stu that’s 10^10^10 eggs its literally more eggs than can fit in the entire known universeoops sure u got enough eggs yeah i wanted to be safe so irdered an egg aneggstuthats1eggoops

[omnybus]

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

[omnybus]

I may have gone overboard with this

[kiymiyaah]

i like angel

[blackcrystalkidd]

[dailytinashegifs]

Tinashe x Kode Mag 

[honaebee]

[kiymiyaah]

@coelestihierarchia :*