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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Hi friends
I could never figure out how to get my main account name to be the same as this blog, so I renamed it to Kkludgy.tumblr.com. So just follow me there. And there may have been a way to do this elegantly but 4 mins of googling could not figure it out so deal with it.
Mother in law was all "oh good night you'll be gone before we leave tomorrow!" And I realized this means I come home from work and NOFAMILY for 2 days!!
As we were walking into church on Christmas (totally packed, crazytimes) a mom was dragging a screaming child outside. She caught my eye and I smiled and said, "that's about how I feel right now" and she laughed. Seriously tho. Family. Today at work was an absolute blessing: dead quiet, delivery for lunch (no cooking no cleaning no putting away leftovers!), all my favorite internets, pounding on the treadmill after work.
Damn right I got free pad Thai at work today.
5 days straight of inlaws
Psyched to go to work tomorrow, no lie.
My family is still cray but I love them. We broke out our china and crystal for the first time ever, put the leaf in the table, and had a fancy pants dinner. Feeling pretty blessed.
Everyone I g-chat with at work is on vacation and I am SO BORED.
The worst. Since Tiffany started bschool I am so much more productive.
batgirlsammy
and when I say that these books are poorly written, I get attacked.
Can the Divergent series be added? It sounds picky but the use of the word “said” every time a character spoke drove me insane.
This just reminds me how much I hated Suzanne Collins’ writing style when I read Hunger Games. It was so distracting for me, I know others say that it made it more suspenseful for them, that they felt like they were Katniss but ugh not for me.
I read Hunger Games on a flight to DC, which is to say in about an hour and fifteen minutes. Was not there for the sentence structure.
Let's test your sexuality!
http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/
I got a four, what did you get?
I got a zero. Yes I am THAT hetero.
I failed. No, really:
“F: The test failed to match you to a Kinsey Type profile. Either you answered some questions wrong, or you are a very unusual person.”
Not gonna lie. I’m actually kind of proud of that.
1.
"incidentally homosexual"
I failed it too, what the heck. I answered very honestly too. But I would argue that something like "I find women more attractive" has a much different meaning from "I am more attracted to women". Or maybe it was my answer to the orgy/threesome questions? I mean if I were to have an orgy I wouldn't want it to just be dudes. That'd be weird. Honest answer.
I sneak things into my mom’s nativity scene every year.
It's finally happened
I contemplated going into the office to get stuff done/work out/escape my family.
“r u a top or a bottom” what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
Grandfather Frost told me I should get into the ‘spirit of Christmas’. And I told him if he flies through Russian airspace without my personal authorization one more time, I’ll have the army shoot him out of the fucking sky.
Hands down the best one
the only one that matters.
the only THING that matters
My very first Internet friend, Justine, (we met on a Dawson’s Creek forum in 1999), just sent me this - my senior portraits. I’m guessing she’s at home in Troy going through old boxes, which is to be expected over winter break. My hair is EXACTLY the same. Except frizzier. Also, I want these to be the photos that are given to the press if I get murdered or kidnapped.
I love everything about this post.
In an alternate universe, I am a spinster in a giant house all by myself except for my 27 cats and my wine
