LITTLE BABY LAW (CA EVENTFUL)
This egg...what happens when it cracks? thought the blonde as he sat next to it impatiently. Klavier had been staring at it for so long, he thought he was just going to go to the nearest frying pan and crack it open to eat! Although that'd be a little scary, because there was supposed to be something in it. It was very uneventful to watch an egg just sit there. It'd be better to watch it crack open into a beautiful girl like Lamiror, a person he had performed on stage with. It'd also be even cuter to see her sprout from an egg like that.
But he went back into focus, staring down at the egg. "...Herr Ei, if you do not hatch...I will turn you into what we call a das Spiegelei, ja*? So hurry up." So much for patience, Klavier! But in all honesty, the male was getting tired of staring at a golden egg...so he decided to kill time and sing.
"Egg open, egg open...I'll lather you in kisses when you open. Egg open, egg open." It was more of a chant than a song, but it still was close enough. It's not like Klavier didn't sing to himself sometimes, but it seemed so weird to sing to an egg. So that's why he kind of created a chant. For some reason, it felt like the egg was listening to him, which made it all the more uncomfortable to think about.
And then, all of a sudden, the egg started to crack, as almost if the song was required for it to pop. The golden sheathing peeled off and Klavier looked dazed, because oh no...it was him.
"Das ist nicht Ăźbel, ja?**"
"Although, mein bruder Kristoph could sing much better. Even the chant would have been more interesting to hear."
Klavier stood there for a moment, just staring at the egg. It was the spitting image of himself, around twelve years old. The German couldn't say he was disgusted, because he had to admit--his German sounded way better when he was younger--but he was pretty overall feeling bad about this.
"I...I...you are me, ja? You realize you just insulted yourself...right?" I may have worshiped Kristoph back then, but there is no way I could insult myself! I was egoistical back then!
"You must be very stupid to think that I would forget myself...let alone not know that you are me. You look exactly like bruder Kristoph, but not as formal."
"Who else would it be, but the idiot that I became? Maybe I could grow up to become a better person in this form...where is bruder Kristoph? He could help me do that."
With one look at the child version of him, he stepped back and ran out from the alleyway where he was resting and screamed, "Help me, ja?! I have an egoistical kid who will go to the lengths to insult himself!!"
*HE WILL TURN THE EGG INTO A FRIED EGG