lanita🎀

[hedgiihog]

i like when mary and armando act silly too

[sadclowncentral]

bloodymary might be the most inspired crossover of the century. trauma group therapy in space with a language barrier

original under the cut

[aroace-ryland-grace]

when you're trying to work on saving your planet but your best friend won't stop throwing a fucking circle at you

[aroace-ryland-grace]

rocky not fucking like ball. warning.

[sevinohl]

Every fanart i see of rocky and adrian is just this and i love it

[the-artist-lio]

girl I joined the phm fandom why is fucking markiplier here

[stealthetrees]

I think Rocky named Grace ‘Dumbass’ or ‘Idiot’ or something and then just never changed it. Then when they get to Erid he’s so used to calling his alien friend ‘Shithead Moron’ that when he introduces him to a large crowd they’re all like ‘woah man what the fuck’ and ‘that’s not nice!’ and ‘you can’t say that bro that’s too mean’ and Rocky has to awkwardly explain to Grace why they’re upset. Grace, who is now very familiar with Rocky’s standard vocabulary, laughs until he is crying on the floor and can’t breath, which makes all the other Eridians panic while Rocky stands there yelling at Grace that it’s not that funny asshole.

[edgebug]

"grace. grace! grace give attention. rocky perform human ritual of escape closet now. statement."

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then:

"grace HOMOPHOBIC, question????"

[amazeamazeamaz3]

markiplier could survive the events of iron lung, no doubt about that, but simon could never survive playing fnaf 4

[eekahchu]

[domesticatedshrimp]

the lord commander and his emotional support giant scary magical psychic apex predator

[castametric]

can you believe I didn’t gaf about bloodymary the first time it trended??? wild. wild.

[glowing-beetle]

Has this been done yet?

[catnippackets]

I've never met Adrian but I already like them

[aconfusedkitten]

rocky: this is my human, grace!! he is a scientist and a teacher and he helped save the stars!!!

adrian: this is simon, i found him in a dumpster.

[tumblr]

bloody mary nation wya? 👀

[graves-yard]

Everyone and their alien best friend has made this joke, but I wanted to. Plus (pointer finger) nothing can stop me when I’m hyperfixating.

Rocky has to fight the cuteness aggression now whenever Grace does silly human things.

[glassymoonstone]

Hello Bloodymary nation of like 5 people