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I had to answer a security question over the phone today and it was honestly surreal the guy asked me “okay, what’s your dream car” and for a solid ten seconds I’m thinking ‘what the fuck I can’t even drive?’ and then it hits me. I made this account in 2014. I know what I have to say. I swallow my pride and whisper into the phone:

“1967 Chevy Impala.”

There’s silence. Then, he gives me my password. Fuck you, 2014 me. Fuck. You.

awed-frog

me, running: towards the flames

head: down

balls: out

alittlelights

Crazyhead + episode titles

tigeri102

*points at character* me

*points at same character* my son

*points at same character again* my husband

natashavevo

where does fred weasley shop?

natashavevo

forever 21

darlinghogwarts

Can you imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to get into the Ravenclaw common room, but miserably failing at answering every riddle

“Where do Vanished objects go?”

“Y-Your ass"

[drunken laughter]

hotdamerons

if there are only dementors and prisoners in azkaban then who makes the food??? is there a dementor in the prison kitchen wearing a kiss the cook apron and making pancakes for the inmates? jkr explain yourself

ronweasley-moved-blog

Wait what if every time Harry had a “conversation” with his conscience, that “little voice” as the narrator sometimes called it, it was actually a real conversation with Voldemort via the Horcrux but none of them realised?

So like that time Harry talked with himself about dating Ginny, it really was Voldemort telling him “She’s Ron’s sister!”

Like wow say what you will about Voldemort but at least he respects the Bro Code.