life is not a series of transactions

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[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[crownkeeper]

and smol beans.

[berrytart]

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

[tomatoinyourgarden]

I know you think it’s “feminist” to hate on women who already have self esteem and image issues (through no fault of their own, as a direct result of patriarchy) for doing something to help them cope with their fleeting youth - which may or may not have been stripped from them against their will due to years of depression, abuse, oppression, or whatever else - but the truth is that the freedom to get Botox is actually a right feminists have fought for - whether intentionally or unintentionally. Women used to get thrown away when we outlived our youth and beauty - now we have the option to prolong it and change the way we are perceived and treated by society as a whole. We ALL had to grow up too fast. We ALL have to cope with a childhood that ended too soon. I’m no less a feminist than you are simply because I choose to hold onto my youth and beauty because it helps me feel better about my own loss of innocence. This is all just another excuse to hate on women and tear us down. You’re literally letting the patriarchy win by judging women for their personal choices which harm absolutely no one. Please grow up. Not everyone is conventionally attractive or ages gracefully. Some women can cope with that and some can’t. Both deserve love and respect. Have some decency. You’re not edgy for this. You’re hating just like a man would.

[berrytart]

Feminists … have fought… for the right … to use Botox…..

[deathgripsforcutie]

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

[flipchild]

stupid customer: uhhh… do you have the soup in stock

Me: uh, duh……….. all soup is in stock 🙄🙄

ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND

ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND

[lakevida]

she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

[loveridden1999]

this is yearly trend for me to ask this here, so which one's the best summer fruit?

watermelon

mango

Voting ended onJun 2

[agere-stitch]

The Very Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle

[wnwnmemo]

[northstareclipse]

There's a recurring online tendency to aestheticize consensus itself. The imagined future village is full of emotionally compatible people who enjoy communal gardening, conflict resolution circles, acoustic folk music, mutual aid potlucks, and repairing bicycles together at sunset. Which is nice for the people who genuinely enjoy that lifestyle. But plenty of humans are solitary, prickly, obsessive, urban, nocturnal, sensory-seeking, technologically attached, contrarian, novelty-seeking, private, or just plain difficult. Those people do not evaporate after the revolution. They do not get Left Behind while you are Raptured into the Utopia. They become your neighbors.

[parakeet]

Losing my mind at this pigeon that looks like a seagull god he’s so cool

[tlirsgender]

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr's favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don't matter

[dragonprincessmew]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

[tieflingkisser]

[thebestestbat]

the point of cloth mother is to fuck wire mother like crazy

[thebestestbat]

🔥🔥🔥

[0ldmancopper]

Reagan

Twitter user Dr Ward Q Normal graphs Reagan for us: (with a few response additions)

[fuckdumblr]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy