He/him strongfat goonbait 24/7.
I post deranged thoughts about Perturabo's siege equipment and write gay bara porn.
Primarch x everyone
18+ classical homo | moobs, belly and long hair enjoyer. Some bimbo / fem stuff too
He him, 20s. I answer to ‘bro’ or my username. Can call me PPS or Peepers for short.
i post primarchcest and nsfw about big hot angry sweaty military men in all configurations
penis pussy boobs hemipenes it’s all here
im a writer and I will yap about fiction
I am into the freakiest shit comprehensible and while I tag it, beware. Kink of all sorts is here.
I do not scroll or check my feed, so if you don't see notifs from me, I promise I don't hate you. I literally just don't browse on here, I post!
I have memory issues and am not ignoring you. See the cut for why I communicate terribly, which I am cognisant of but cannot alter.
I do not give a fractional fuck about anything other than warhammer, dank memes and putting meaning, joy and art into the world. I’m here to laugh and piss and cum :]
we will all be dust in a few decades so choose your priorities in this life with care.
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Memory issues: I have SDAM and live with dissociation/derealisation. My memory flashes itself every morning and I am one of 20 people in a traumagenic system. If you’re waiting for a text, reply or acknowledgement I have 100% forgotten it bc my brain physically cannot record detail anymore ( or I can't perceive you as ‘real’). Don’t ask about the things that fucked me up to this degree. It’s mercy, after what I’ve survived for so long. Conversely I do not hold grudges bc my heart cannot grip them, so no drama or beef here.
I block very, very freely and owe no explanations why. Your feelings about that are yours to bear. Multiple people help to manage my space here for my comfort and safety, and I don’t play ball with any of the fandom politics or bullshit moralizing. I write dead dove dark content that encompasses the breadth of the human experience. Yahoo!
Debating me about anything will not earn social credits for you, so pls do not try. Do not assume I am an American, privileged with an education, career and support systems, a white cis person with a 50 meter dingaling, a loud and proud political advocate or any other stuff like that. I hold compassion for all beings and understand why the world is the way it is. It’s not easy to live with.
That’s all you really need to know about the being behind the haha cumshot funnies! Piss! :]
MEOWS LOVINGLY IN UR DIRECTION! :DDDD love ur art bro legit you makin PEAK over there!! >W<
Hit me up if you ever feel like trading cheeky drawings of lewd ass primarchs ❤️
very VERY rough draft (Lucien is my psyker primarch healer oc)
I. WILL. FIX HIM. (feat. legitimate neurobio knowledge for the funny chemical mechanisms wheeeee)
//two days later in the story... Angron has a headache.
Before you are two magic buttons.
Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc).
Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc)
Which button do you push?
So many comments, many of them wise and all of them heartfelt, and yet nobody has thought to add ...
the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. Not only are there dishes every day, not only are there food preparation surfaces of various kinds every day, not only are there crumbs and odds and ends that fall on the floor every day ... but the fridge-freezer is in the kitchen. The oven is in the kitchen, the food cupboards are in the kitchen, and above all THE KITCHEN BIN IS IN THE KITCHEN.
I mean, it's not like the bathroom is all sweetness and light, but seriously! Who in their right mind is choosing the bathroom?!?!?!?
Having a magically-self-cleaning bathroom would be cool, but it wouldn't dramatically change my lifestyle.
If I could cook or bake whatever the hell I wanted, knowing that all my pots and mixing bowls and baking sheets would just zap themselves clean when I finished? If I knew that I could spill batter or grease inside the oven or burn things onto baking racks and it would just go away? I would be making delicious shit constantly.
tbh bathroom needs to be cleaned much much less than the kitchen if you have those toilet block things and don't diarrhea the walls, so yep button A for me.
